Gibson Jokes

Funniest Gibson Short Jokes

Short gibson jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gibson humour may include short fender jokes also.

1. Did anyone else think that... Mel Gibson's remake of the 'Life of Brian' wasn't nearly as funny as the original?
2. If a Christian rock band had a Gibson, they could be called "The Five Gospels, Les Paul." ^
3. Stealing guitars Judge: It appears you were caught stealing guitars. Are you a first offender?
   Defendant: No, it was a Gibson, then a fender.
4. A woman was charged with attacking her husband with guitairs... The judge asked "first offender?"
   She replied, "No, first I used a Gibson, then I hit him with a Fender"
5. Mel is the Portuguese for "Honey" But addressing Mr Gibson as that, just seems to make him angry.
6. A woman was in court being sentenced for beating her husband to death with his electric guitars... Judge: First offender?
   Woman: No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.
7. I learnt that mel gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE
8. Anyone else going to the Mel Gibson charity walkathon this weekend? With your donation, he's gonna put an end to multiple cirrhosis
9. What Chase credit card does William Wallace (Mel Gibson's character from Braveheart) carry. Freedom!
10. Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus.

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Gibson One Liners

Which gibson one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gibson? I can suggest the ones about mel gibson and defence.

1. What would you call it if Mel Gibson apologizes to the Jewish people? Melatonin
2. Why did Mel Gibson walk into a bar at 9am? He overslept.
3. What do you call it when Mel Gibson questions your word choice? An anti-semitic semantic
4. Who would never make a movie about the Holocaust? Mel Gibson.
5. What is Mel Gibson's hometown? Melbourne
6. What is Mel Gibson's wife's name? Female Gibson
7. What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart.
8. What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you're Mel Gibson or not.

Gibson Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about gibson you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean offender jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gibson pranks.