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Laugh out loud with giant jokes that'll make you look up at the sky and marvel at jolly green giants, gas giants, giant squid, giant foreheads, jumbos, trids, and other enormous creatures. Get ready for an hilarious line of giant puns that'll bring smiles to everyone's face!

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  1. So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday. I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
  2. A joke I remember making up when I was 7 : What do you get when a giant steps on a house? Mushrooms
  3. Elon Musk lands on mars and steps out of his spaceship ### "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says the ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
  4. My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin when he was crushed by a giant wheel of cheese. We tried to warn him.
  5. My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? A gi-ant!
    I am so proud right now!
  6. I saw a giant mouse so I tried killing it with a baseball bat So now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyland
  7. Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship "It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind," says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
  8. Really enjoying my new life aboard the giant space station designed to solve Earth's overpopulation problem . Just a bit weird how the sun gets slightly bigger in my cabin window every day.
  9. I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner
  10. Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.
    Myneckisaur.
    This is my first dad joke post :)

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Giant One Liners

Which giant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with giant? I can suggest the ones about jumbo and massive.

  1. My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died She was eaten by a giant crab
  2. I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants… Feefiphobia…
  3. I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants. Fee-fi-phobia.
  4. What is the fear of giants called? Feefiphobia
  5. So many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay I'm worried I'm secretly a giant spider.
  6. My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine.
  7. Why doesn't Marvel advertise on Hulk? He is basically a giant banner.
  8. My cousin's horoscope was Cancer. Funny how she died... She got eaten by a giant crab
  9. My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.
  10. Why did the Egyptian Civilization decline? It turned out to be a giant pyramid scheme.
  11. What is it called when you're afraid of a giant that lives up a beanstalk? Feefiphobia
  12. What do you call a fear of giants? Fe Fi Fo-bia
  13. I ordered giant duck at a fancy restaurant the other day The bill was huge!
  14. Did you guys hear about the giant who threw up? No? That's weird. It's all over town.
  15. Did you hear about the giant who sneezed? it's all over town

Jolly Green Giant Jokes

Here is a list of funny jolly green giant jokes and even better jolly green giant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is the Jolly Green Giant most afraid of? Avocado pickers
  • What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand.
    Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant.
  • What STD does the Jolly Green Giant get? Le Sueur Peas
  • What is the jolly Green giant's actual name? Hugh Mungus
  • What did Mrs. Jolly Green Giant give her husband on their wedding night? Her peas.
  • What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet? Pota-TOES!
  • Why should you never eat Jolly Green Giant vegetables? Because he always stands over the corn and peas.
    h**... h**... h**.......
  • The Jolly Green Giant is into b**.... I guess you could call him a collared green.
  • Why doesn't the Jolly Green Giant patronize prostitutes? He has no room in his life for a fourth h**....

Giant Squid Jokes

Here is a list of funny giant squid jokes and even better giant squid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Poseidon say to the giant squid? What's Kraken?
  • Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night? He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the buoys!
  • What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!
  • I just heard a really good joke about a giant squid It's Kraken me up
  • What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken?
    JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA
  • What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia? A Kraken-towa!
  • How do you make a giant squid laugh? With Ten-Tickles
  • So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him "What's kraken?"
    (badum chh)

Gas Giant Jokes

Here is a list of funny gas giant jokes and even better gas giant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why does Jupiter have farts? Because it's a gas giant.
    Courtesy of my 6 year old.
    Bonus: Uranus made Jupiter.
  • Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial.
  • A man sat down to talk with his wife Man: Honey, just so you know, you remind me of Venus
    Wife: Aw, that is so sweet! Thank you babe!
    Man: No, sorry, I was calling you a gas giant
  • My Sun is a Gas Giant. My Sol just keeps getting hotter and hotter under the collar.
  • LPT - While stargazing on a romantic evening, never say this to your wife: Uranus is a gas giant.
  • On a manned mission to a gas giant, what would be the most important thing to say? "Excuse me".
  • Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants? Uranus contains more methane.
  • A little known fact about Uranus... ...it's a gas giant.
Giant joke, A little known fact about Uranus...

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Giant Jokes

What funny jokes about giant you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean huge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make giant prank.

Did you hear about the giant that threw up?

It's all over town.

RIP Neil Armstrong

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks, including the usual COM traffic between him, the other astronauts, and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, [they found] there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26- year-old question to Armstrong. He finally responded. It seems that Mr. Gorsky had died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, Neil was playing baseball with his brother in the backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his neighbors' bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "o**... s**...? o**... s**... you want? You'll get o**... s**... when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

So my girlfriend's sign was Cancer.

which is quite ironic considering how she died. She was attacked by a giant crab...

What is the difference between a joke and two giant black p**...?

morally_inept can't take a joke.

My friend's star sign was cancer, so I guess it's quite ironic how he died.

He got attacked by a giant crab.

A weak little man applied for a job as a lumberjack...

...but the foreman refused to take him because he was too small. "I may look puny," protested the man, "but I'm not. Just give me a chance to show you my strength."
The foreman consented and told the man to go chop down a giant redwood that stood nearby. Half an hour later, to the foreman's shock, the redwood was lying on the ground.
"Where'd you learn to cut down trees like that?" the foreman asked.
"The Sahara Forest," the man answered.
"You mean the Sahara Desert?" the foreman ventured.
"Sure," said that man, "if that's what they call it now."

A pastor goes hiking

as he comes around a corner on the trail he comes across a giant grizzly bear. The bear lets out a growl and is about to charge when the pastor falls on his knees and prays: "Lord, I pray that the bear would be a Christian." In an amazing miracle, the bear is converted instantly and stops where it is. It looks upwards and begins to give thanks: "Thank you Father, for the meal I am about to eat..."

My friend asked what he should dress his 1 yr old daughter up as for halloween.

I told him a giant steak with a tiara on. He didnt get it, he asked "why would my daughter be steak?"
I told him, no a giant Miss Steak

We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly...

... So we called the SWAT team.

Whatever you do, don't tell this joke to a math person; they will just make you upset

Bill is a giant nerd, and he knows that he isn't perceived as cool; in fact, lots of people call him a square. So, in an effort to be cool, he finds some cool guys and decides to go do everything he can with them.
They say, "Hey Bill, we're going to the bar. Want to come?"
He says, "Sure," and comes to the bar. They all order shots and beers. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he orders shots and beers, and they all have a great time.
Next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a club. Bill comes along with them. They all start grinding on women and ordering tons of booze. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he does the same and has a good time.
The next week, they call Bill up and tell him that they're going to a football game. Bill doesn't want to be a square, so he comes along. The guys are all cheering for their team enthusiastically, but Bill just sits quietly in his seat. Finally one of the guys says, "Bill, this isn't like you. Everything else we've done, you've joined in happily. Why won't you root for the team with us?"
Bill replies, "Well, I don't want to be a square. And rooting? Rooting is for squares."

My wife's starsign was Cancer, which is quite ironic really, thinking about how she died...

she was attacked by a giant crab

A man has his 98th birthday

A man has his 98th birthday. They wheel in a giant cake, and a s**... 21-year-old blonde jumps out.
She whispers to him "I can give you some super s**...."
So the old man replies, "Well then, I'll have the soup."

My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died.

She got eaten by a giant crab.

My girlfriends star sign

My girlfriends star sign is cancer, so it was quite ironic how she died
She got beaten to death by a giant crab

A boy asked his father one morning...

Boy: Dad, where did I come from?
Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.
Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!
Father: ... Your point?

My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died.

Mauled to death by a giant crab.

My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic.

Attacked by a giant crab.

If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live

In the hood

Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...

Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".
"I know...but I just peed in their soup."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Being r**... by a giant scorpion..

My mother's star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died, really.

She died due to fatal injuries from a giant crab attack.

An Irish Lumberjack

A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door.

The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the Irishman.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the Foreman. "Take your axe and go cut it down."

The Irishman headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the Foreman's door.

"I cut the tree down," said the Irishman.
"*Holy smokes!*" Said the Formean. "Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," replied the Irishman.

Confused, the Forman asked "...don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"
"Is that what they call it now?"

Sure, Aphrodite poses n**... in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess.

But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'.

No plastic surgeon will help me!

I have really giant hands and I'd like to make them smaller, but every time I ask the doctor for a hand-job I get kicked out.

There's a giant hole in town and everybody is falling in it and going to the hospital

The mayor holds a meeting and asks everyone to propose a solution.
Someone stand up and says: "We should put a cop next to the hole and whenever someone falls he'll call an ambulance."
Another person offers to put an ambulance next to the hole.
Someone else offers to build a hospital next to the hole.
At this point everybody starts arguing so the mayor shuts everybody up and says: "You are all s**.... We should close up the hole and dig another one next to the hospital."

A man stands over the coffin of his deceased wife. "Her star sign was cancer you know" he says. " I guess it's ironic..."

"That she was killed by a giant crab."

The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot

When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating

A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop...

A man stands, chain smoking at a bus stop.
The woman standing next to him says "Hey, don't you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn't you see the giant warning on the box?!"
"That's OK..." says the guy, puffing casually, "I'm a programmer"
"So? What's that got to do with anything?"
"Errors are serious, warnings are nothing...".

My grandmother was a cancer, ironic how she died.

She was killed by a giant crab.

Instead of a wall we should put up a giant mirror

So when Mexicans try to cross they will read "welcome to Mexico" and turn around.

This just in, giant fly attacking the city

The SWAT team has been called in to deal with the situation

My friend, who's star sign was cancer, died very ironically.

He was mauled by a giant crab.

My grandma's star sign was Cancer so her death was pretty ironic...

She was killed by a giant crab.

My late grandmother's star sign was Cancer, which is ironic...

She got killed by a giant crab.

A lot of homophobes turn out to be secretly gay..

..I'm getting nervous thinking I might secretly be a giant spider

I jokingly told my friend I was collecting the corpses of past emperors of Russia and dumping them into a giant ravine, but he thought I was serious and asked what was wrong with me.

I guess he just doesn't understand tsar chasm.

I was so tried today after working at the giant keyboard factory..

I put in a big shift

There is at least one great philosophy in each of Brad Bird's films

The Incredibles: "When everyone's special, nobody is."
Ratatouille: "Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere."
The Iron Giant: "Screw our country, I want to live."

Did you hear about the giant who had diarrhea?

It was all over town

What do you call a disappointed giant?

A sighclops

I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife.

Apparently she doesn't like boo c**....

Marvel should really use hulk more often for advertisement

After all he is just a giant banner

My grandfathers star sign was cancer which is ironic seeing how he died.

He was eaten by a giant crab.

Two hunters are walking through a wooded farmland...

when they come across a giant hole they can't seem to find the bottom of. They wanna know how deep it is, so they see a rusted anvil close by, drag it over, and throw it down the hole. Seconds pass, and they never hear it hit the bottom.
A few seconds later, a goat comes sprinting by, and jumps right into the hole. The farmer comes walking by and asks the hunters "fellas, have you guys seen my goat around here?"
The hunters reply "well he just came running at us 80 mph and jumped down into that hole there!"
The farmer says "well that can't be! He was chained to an anvil!"

Imagine how someone from a thousand years ago would respond if you told them that in the future there will be giant metal birds that fly people around the world?

Don't you mean across?

The cashier at Costco dared to ask me why I'm buying a giant tub of whiteout.

Big mistake.

I cannot understanf why Marvel haven't put advertisements on the Hulk...

... He is essentially a giant banner

My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died

from being crushed by a giant crab.

A Catholic, a Jew, and a Buddhist are on a plane that is about to c**....

The Jew says a prayer and jumps off, survives the landing but dies in the hospital. The Catholic says a prayer, jumps off, and becomes paralyzed for the rest of his life, but survives the fall. The Buddhist says a prayer, jumps off, and is caught by a giant Buddha hand, and says,"Thank God." The hand then proceeds drops him.

What do you call a group of muslims that turn into a giant robot?

A mecca

Someone threw a giant bottle of omega-3 pills at me

I'm fine- I only suffered super fish oil injuries

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

When trying to take a group photo, a giant wheel of cheddar rolled over and crushed him.
Witnesses said people did try to warn him.

Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field

One turns to the other and asks what of music do you like?
The second one says, well, I'm a huge metal fan

Did you hear the one about the 3 giant holes in the ground?

Well, well, well...

I dared to ask my wife why she's buying a giant tub of Whiteout from the store.

Big mistake.

spider-man: weird your rug looks just like a giant piece of paper

**me [sneaking up behind him with an enormous cup]:** that 𝑖𝑠 weird

A man furiously approaches his neighbour and shouts, Where is your wife!?

Why? the neighbour asks. What did Anna do?
She tricked my wife into investing in a fake farm for giant snakes, the man yelled.
Anna conned her?
No. Burmese python.

The big duck

A man at an airport see a guy with a giant duck on leash
He asks : "Wow, where did you find this ?"
"Well, i found a magic lamp with a genie that granted me one wish, i can let you try it"
So the other guy grabs the lamp and starts to rub it
A genie come out : "I grant you one wish"
" incredible, I wish for a billion !"
Suddenly, a pillion appeared.
"But this is not what i asked for !"
And the other guy says "You really think i asked for a big duck ?"

A man knocked on Mrs Smith's door.

"I'm afraid there's been a terrible accident at the brewery," he said.
"Your husband fell into a giant vat of beer and drowned."
Mrs Smith started crying. "Oh poor thing, he had no chance!"
"I don't know about that," the man replied. "He got out three times to use the toilet."

I don't understand why Marvel hasn't put any advertisements on the Hulk

The guy is essentially a giant banner.

I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.

I was making synonym toast.

Took my kids to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures , I discovered a new species.

Myneckisaur.

What do giants and strippers both have in common?

They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

Lucky Number 7

I had a vivid dream of the number 7, just a giant 7... and when I woke up, it was 7:00... so I get up and decide to go to the track, because I like to play the ponies.. and I get a cab, and the cab pulls up, and it's number 7... so I get to the track and I ask what I owe, and it was $7.77... I go in through gate 7 and the only booth open is the 7th. I look at the board and in the 7th race there's a horse named Lucky Number 7 and his odds are 77/1. So I put $700 on him... and believe it not... he came in 7th.
(Cr

Miss Spencer asked her class what they want to be when they grow up

And little Tommy enthusiastically responded: "I want to be a j**...!"
In shock Miss Spencer asked: "Dear heavens, why would you want to be that?"
"Well," responded Tommy "Whenever I'm walking in the city with my dad he always says 'Look at that j**... driving his Porsche', 'Look at that j**... with his hot wife' or 'Look at that j**... living in his giant mansion'

I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic...

He got was eaten by a giant crab.

Giant joke, I had a friend whose zodiac sign was cancer. The way he died was very ironic...

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