Gi Joe Jokes
19 gi joe jokes and hilarious gi joe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gi joe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Gi Joe Short Jokes
Short gi joe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gi joe humour may include short ninja turtle jokes also.
- A girl says to her mom, "I want a Barbie and a GI Joe". Mom says, "Doesn't barbie come with Ken?"
And the girl replies, "No, Barbie comes with GI Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." - What do you call a military gastroenterologist? GI Joe
* My buddy Julien just made this up
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Gi Joe One Liners
Which gi joe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gi joe? I can suggest the ones about ninja and jet fighter.
- Young Macdonald had a toy... GI GI Joe
- What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear? None, they go commando.
- Which popular action figure has a farm? GI GI Joe
- Does Barbie come with Ken? No, she fakes it with Ken. Barbie only comes with GI Joe.
- Old MacDonald had a toy store... GI GI Joe
- What do you get when you cross Ant-Man and GI Joe? Giant man (ba dum tsk)
- Why do barbie dolls have purple n**...? Because GI Joes have kung fu grips ...
Gi Joe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about gi joe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean joey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gi joe pranks.
A little girl sits on Santa's lap and asks him for a Barbie and a GI Joe.
"Well little girl, you can certainly have that, but doesn't Barbie usually come with Ken?"
"Oh no, Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe."
Girl wants a barbie.
One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, "I want GI Joe and Barbie."
The mother smiled and said, "Darling, you know Barbie doesn't come with GI Joe."
The little girl looked up at her mom and replied, "Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken."
A little girl sits down on Santa's lap and ask for...
She ask for a Barbie doll and a GI Joe. "Mmm," said Santa, "I thought barbie came with Ken." "No," replies the girl. "Barbie fakes it with Ken, she loves GI joe."