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9 ghoul jokes and hilarious ghoul puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ghoul that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

From Tokyo Ghoul to stake-wielding vampires, these ghoul jokes will have you laughing out of this astro! Whether you're a horror fan or just someone looking for a good laugh, check out these jokes about ghouls.

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Three ghosts were talking about what was keeping them from being promoted from ghoul to specter.


The first confessed, "I have a weakness for boooooooooooooobs."
The second admitted, "I drink too much boooooooooooooze."
The third said, "I lack situational awareness."

How do ghouls sign off a letter?

Best witches and worm regards

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin.
I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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So a senile old man, an alleged r**..., and a neoliberal ghoul walk into a bar.

The bartender says "im sorry Mr. Biden, we are closed due to the coronavirus"

What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

who do monsters buy their cookies from?

the ghoul scouts.

What do you call a zombie that plays soccer?

A Ghoul keeper

Why did the ghoul take his ghoulfriend to the cemetery?

He wanted to do a graveyard-smash!

Why aren't Hungarians worried about the prospect of starving in a Zombie apocalypse?

Well there will always be Ghoul hash.

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