Ghost Stories Jokes
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I learned Braille to read ghost stories,
It's going to be scary, I can feel it.
Wanna hear a story about a ghost?
That's the spirit.
My friend works at an Italian restaurant. Today, he over-fried the food while trying to tell us a ghost story.
Guess it's crispy-pasta now.
What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
A ghost of a dog walks into a bar. He tells the story of how he was shot to bits and lost his tail. After asking if there was anyone to sew it back on the barman replied...
"I'm sorry, we don't retail spirits here"
True story: Two of the veterinarians at my place of employment amputated a dogs cancerous leg today.
As the junior Doctor brought the leg across the room, he shook it a little and made ghost noises.
the technician watching with me turned and said,
"I don't find that humerus"
If you read a story about ghost...
Is it a Boo-k?
Every ghost story ever
I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized... I don't have a house
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween.
The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot.
The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral of the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
I visited an old, abandoned fairground yesterday...
My whole family advised me not to.
"Don't go near the rollercoaster", said my mum.
"Why?" I asked.
"Remember... the story of how it is haunted by Runaway Tom... a ghost that is said to tie his victims to the track and have the rollercoaster run over them."
"Don't go near the pirate ship," said my sister.
"Why?"
"Because it is haunted by Cut t**... Greybeard... a ghost who will hang you and slice you..."
"And don't go into the hall of mirrors," warned my dad.
"Why, who is in there?" I asked.
"No one, you're just ugly..."
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