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41 ghost sheet jokes and hilarious ghost sheet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ghost sheet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ghost Sheet Short Jokes

Short ghost sheet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ghost sheet humour may include short bed sheets jokes also.

  1. Me: the victim is 6'1 ; his body has already turned into a ghost. Police officer: Sir, that's just a sheet we covered the body with.
  2. Why doesn't Trump stay in the Whitehouse on weekends? All the ghosts in their white sheets keep reminding him of his father.
  3. Why did the ghost get kicked out of the aquatic center? Because he took a sheet in the pool.
  4. Why did the kid get in trouble for wearing a bed sheet ghost costume? He wore a pointy hat underneath.
  5. Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet.
  6. What did the little ghost say when surprised? Oh sheet!
  7. What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet.

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Ghost Sheet One Liners

Which ghost sheet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ghost sheet? I can suggest the ones about sheet and sheet paper.

  1. Why did the trick or treater lose his ghost costume? Someone scared the sheet out of him
  2. Why don't ghosts go out in public? Because they look like sheet
  3. Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet.
  4. Why don't Monsters eat Ghosts? They taste like sheet!!
  5. What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!
  6. What does a Ghost wear in the car?? A sheet belt!
  7. How can you tell if a ghost has had too much to drink? They look all sheet-faced.
  8. What did the ghost say when he learned another ghost was a nudist? No sheet
  9. Why did the French ghost smell so bad? He was covered in sheet.
  10. What happens when you goose a ghost? You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
  11. What do you say when you hear a ghost telling lies? Boo-sheet!
  12. Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.
  13. Never Grab a Ghost From Behind You'll get a handful of sheet
  14. You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet.
  15. What do ghosts wear when driving somewhere? They wear sheet belts.

Ghost Sheet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about ghost sheet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean halloween ghost jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ghost sheet pranks.

There was a Russian man who was a collector of supernatural oddities.

An American man heard about him, and decided to try his luck at making a quick buck. He arranged a meeting, and presented a thin gauzy cloth to the man.
"This may look like cloth, but it is actually 100%, genuine ghost skin."
The Russian man leaned in, carefully examining the cloth, and running his finger lightly across it. He then turned and looked the American square in the eyes.
"I call boo sheet."

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Why couldn't the r**... go as a ghost for Halloween?

Because he was told a r**... in a white sheet was a bad idea.

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How can you tell that ghosts are women?

They hog all the sheets

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I had s**... with a ghost at a Halloween party last night

We were under the sheet all night long.