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Because you can see right through them.
Boo, DUH!!!
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
Bamboo
The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
He was charged with possession.
I know it's going to come back to haunt me!
Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.
They have hollow weenies!
.... And I'll just see myself out.
Booze.
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For the BOOOOS
1. Because he was sheet faced.
1. Because he couldn't hold his boos.
For the boos.
it lifts their spirits
He wasn't a visible minority.
BOO'S.
It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours
Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country.
Stalin says "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asks.
"Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."
He had to take a sheet.
A poultry-geist.
He got arrested for possession.
By goblin it.
Sorry
... at first I was afraid, I was petrified.
They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.
To come back from the other side.
Possesion.
His mom got soul custody.
Boo Bees
"Sorry sir" the barmen says, "We don't serve spirits after eleven"
One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?
A poultry-geist.
Because he always brings the boos
An Inspectre
"I don't think I'm gonna enter the next ghost-race.."
"Why not?" Asked the ghost-friend.
"Because I've lost every other one!" He cries sullenly.
"I believe in you, so enter the next ghost-race!"
"..Yeah. Yeah! I **can** do this!" Cried the ghost, filled with motivation.
Smug, the ghost friend said;
"That's the spirit!"
They would steal all the boos.
BOOOOOZE
Didn't see it cuming.
And placed in a holding cell with others as they await processing. The ghost turns to the man and asks "what did you get arrested for?"
"Shoplifting" he says, "how about you?"
The ghost smiles and says "possession".
A Ghost Pepper.
A living room
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!
Possession.
They bond over boos.
I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry.
Because they're only there for the boos.
To lift his spirits.
By buttering a flight of stairs.
A few days later I saw his ghost. He said
"Good news, there is. Bad news, you're playing in goal tomorrow."
He heard the coach say they needed a little team spirit.
He got arrested for possession
A oui-a-boo.
I'm just here for the boos.
Because they always bring the booze.
"I'm just here for boos"
Because they have halloweenies!
Bam! *Boo*!
It dampens their spirits
The ghost orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender says "I'm sorry. We don't serve spirits here."
He couldn't handle his boos.
He can just be so possessive sometimes, ya know?
They're always going through a lot of things
A young American tourist went on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England. "How did you enjoy it?" The guide asked when it was over.
"It was great," the tourist replied, "but I was afraid I was going to see a ghost in some of those dark passageways."
"No need to worry," said the guide "I've never seen a ghost in all the time I've been here."
"How long is that?" the tourist asked.
"Oh, about 300 years."
Guy finds a bottle and opens it. Out comes the ghost and says:
"I will grant you 3 wishes but there's a catch...for every wish you make every politician in the world gets double of that."
And the guy says: "I want a Ferrari"
Ghost: "Done, plus 2 for each politician"
Guy: "I want 10 million dollars"
Ghost: "Done, plus 20 million for each politician"
Guy: "I always wanted to donate a kidney"
Bamboo!
The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.
SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was
That's the spirit.
While visiting a spooky historic house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour.
To reassure her, the guide told her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost.
And how long have you worked here? asked the woman.
Three hundred years.
With a Squeegee Board
The eeriest.
Because they have to exorcise
I've been to this place for the last 271 years and haven't seen a single ghost.
Absolute cowards.
It was just the boos talking
Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"
A ghost. Why the hell would it be different?
The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve spirits after 3.
A swoltergeist
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
For giving boos to children
Because it raises their spirits!
a spoo-key
It lifts their spirits
happy spoopy day
A booffalo.
Because it's super natural
Because it was a poultrygeist.
a poultrygeist
Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks
For possession
Refusing to pay rent, making up excuses about hauntings.
I've lived here for hundreds of years. Not seen a single ghost.
This way my face can always be between a pair of boo-bees.
Because he had no presence.
...sorry
Because it was a nobody
Because they bring Boos everywhere they go!
Too much of a fright risk.
Goulash
A female ghosts has BOObs
They scare the shit out of me
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