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134 ghost jokes and hilarious ghost puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ghost that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

My Personal Affair with Ghost Jokes

Halloween and humor are two elements that blend perfectly in my life. Over the years, ghost jokes have been my preferred way to add a humorous spark to get-togethers, friendly gatherings, and parties.

Flirty Ghost Jokes

Nothing breaks the ice at a Halloween party better than flirty ghost lines. They are playful and light-hearted, making people laugh and connect. As a lover of humor and good conversation, incorporating these into my repertoire of jokes has been a wonderful way to lighten the mood and get people talking and laughing.

Ghost Jokes for Adults

Adult-themed ghost jokes have added an element of sophistication and wit to the ghostly humor I bring to a gathering. They resonate with maturity, and often, a deeper understanding of humor. These jokes are clever, hinting at varied aspects of the adult world, casting an atmosphere that's hilarious and introspective at the same time.

Ghost Puns

Oh, how I adore ghost puns! They are a clever play of words, adding a different dimension to the humor. The beauty lies in their simplicity - succinct, yet so sharp and smart. Watching my friends groan and laugh at a well-delivered pun makes every party memorable.

Halloween Ghost Jokes

Halloween is a time for fun, a bit of fear, and a lot of laughter, and Halloween-themed ghost jokes are the perfect formula for the occasion. They're theme-specific, spooky, and hilarious - essentially making them Halloween's humorous hallmark.

In conclusion, ghost jokes have played an integral part in my storytelling arsenal. Whether flirty, for adults, as puns, or for Halloween, they’ve added an irreplaceable spark of laughter to my life and jovial gatherings.

Best Short Ghost Jokes

Short ghost jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ghost humour may include short shadow jokes also.

  1. Joke from my 8 year old daughter for Halloween. Why didn't the ghost like to take showers?
    Because it would dampen his spirits.
  2. I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
  3. I've just found out my wife is really a ghost. To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door.
  4. Why do ghosts want to get vaccinated? So they can get boo-sted.
    From my 5 year old on the way home from getting his vaccine.
  5. I really loved the Harry Potter books. But the Gryffindor Ghost, "Nearly Headless Nick" has always annoyed me. I think it's because he really was poorly executed.
  6. Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house? Because the ghosts will bring the boos
  7. I'm gonna start a company where I drive people around to haunted places. It'll be called Ghost Bus Tours
  8. How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs.
    The other gets full pay at their jobs.
  9. Just bought a boomerang from a ghost. Now I'm worried that this going to come back to haunt me.
  10. Why did the ghost get in the elevator? To lift his spirits.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ghost can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ghost puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Ghost One Liners

Which ghost one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ghost? I can suggest the ones about worm and creature.

  1. What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism
  2. Why are ghosts always drunk? They're full of booooooos.
  3. Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS
  4. "Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?" "Yes."

    "That's the spirit!"
  5. What room doesn't have ghosts? Living room.
  6. I once told a bad joke about ghosts It still haunts me to this day.
  7. What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism
  8. Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos.
  9. What do ghosts call their boobies? Paranormal Entitties .
  10. Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side.
  11. Why did the ghost go to jail? He got arrested for possession.
  12. What's a fat ghost's biggest fear? Being excercised
  13. How do you sneak into a school for ghosts? Just act super natural.
  14. Why are ghosts always sad? Because they're going through things
  15. Why do French ghosts smell so bad? Zay are, ow you say, "covered in sheet".

Halloween Ghost Jokes

Here is a list of funny halloween ghost jokes and even better halloween ghost puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
  • What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween? A Ghost Pepper.
  • It was a tough Halloween this year.. I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.
    Then the wife came out screaming something about
    "No, no you give them candy!!!"
  • Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet.
  • Tinder is haunted I have been talking to someone on tinder and i told her how much i love halloween. To this, she said "great, i have something perfect for you"
    Then she ghosted me.
  • What is a ghosts favorite thing to drink on Halloween? Boooooooooooze
  • People in the deep south must really love Halloween since they march around in their ghost costumes all year long.
  • Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!!!!
    Happy Halloween redditors!!!
  • Got dumped on Halloween… Well at least she didn't ghost me
  • My 6 year old's halloween joke Q. What do ghosts have on their bottom?
    A. A boo-ty

Ghost Sheet Jokes

Here is a list of funny ghost sheet jokes and even better ghost sheet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Me: the victim is 6'1 ; his body has already turned into a ghost. Police officer: Sir, that's just a sheet we covered the body with.
  • Why doesn't Trump stay in the Whitehouse on weekends? All the ghosts in their white sheets keep reminding him of his father.
  • Why did the trick or treater lose his ghost costume? Someone scared the sheet out of him
  • Why don't ghosts go out in public? Because they look like sheet
  • Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced.
    1. Because he couldn't hold his boos.
  • Why don't Monsters eat Ghosts? They taste like sheet!!
  • What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party? Let's get sheet-faced!
  • What does a Ghost wear in the car?? A sheet belt!
  • Why did the ghost get kicked out of the aquatic center? Because he took a sheet in the pool.
  • How can you tell if a ghost has had too much to drink? They look all sheet-faced.

Ghost Stories Jokes

Here is a list of funny ghost stories jokes and even better ghost stories puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I learned Braille to read ghost stories, It's going to be scary, I can feel it.
  • Wanna hear a story about a ghost? That's the spirit.
  • My friend works at an Italian restaurant. Today, he over-fried the food while trying to tell us a ghost story. Guess it's crispy-pasta now.
  • What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
  • If you read a story about ghost... Is it a Boo-k?
  • Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized... I don't have a house
Ghost joke, Every ghost story ever

Howlingly Hilarious Ghost Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about ghost you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean illusion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ghost prank.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

I had the worst night last night..

The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed. At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

Did you hear about the ghost who got put in prison?

He was charged with possession.

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!
.... And I'll just see myself out.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Stalin appears in Putin's dream...

Stalin's ghost appears to Putin in a dream, and Putin asks for his help running the country.
Stalin says "Round up and shoot all the democrats, and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
"Why blue?" Putin asks.
"Ha!" says Stalin. "I knew you wouldn't ask me about the first part."

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

How does a ghost eat a hotdog?

By goblin it.
Sorry

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

A ghost walks into a bar

"Sorry sir" the barmen says, "We don't serve spirits after eleven"

My 8 year old son wrote this...

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?
A poultry-geist.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What do you call a ghost detective?

An Inspectre

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

A ghost was arrested

And placed in a holding cell with others as they await processing. The ghost turns to the man and asks "what did you get arrested for?"
"Shoplifting" he says, "how about you?"
The ghost smiles and says "possession".

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

After trick-or-treating, a teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.
I thought you were a ghost, says the relieved teen.
What are you doing working so late?
Oh, those idiots, grumbles the old man. They misspelled my name!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

How do ghosts become friends?

They bond over boos.



I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry.

How do ghosts make friends?

By buttering a flight of stairs.

Before my buddy died I asked him if there was football in heaven.

A few days later I saw his ghost. He said
"Good news, there is. Bad news, you're playing in goal tomorrow."

Did you hear about the baby ghost who joined the football team?

He heard the coach say they needed a little team spirit.

Did you hear about the s**... ghost?

He got arrested for possession

What do you call a french ghost that likes anime?

A oui-a-boo.

What did the ghost say at the party?

I'm just here for the boos.

What do you call it when a Chinese ghost hits you with a stick?

Bam! *Boo*!

Why don't ghosts go out in the rain?

It dampens their spirits

A ghost walks into a bar...

The ghost orders a shot of whiskey. The bartender says "I'm sorry. We don't serve spirits here."

Why did the ghost b**... all over his date?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Guy and genie in a bottle

Guy finds a bottle and opens it. Out comes the ghost and says:
"I will grant you 3 wishes but there's a catch...for every wish you make every politician in the world gets double of that."
And the guy says: "I want a Ferrari"
Ghost: "Done, plus 2 for each politician"
Guy: "I want 10 million dollars"
Ghost: "Done, plus 20 million for each politician"
Guy: "I always wanted to donate a kidney"

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a ghost?

Bamboo!

The other day I decided to buy a Ouija board, so I could get in touch with deceased celebrities that havent crossed over yet,

The only celebrity I could get in touch with was Stephen Hawkings.
I asked him a few questions including why he was a ghost and not gone to the after life yet.
Turns out Led Zeppelin was right all along,
there is a stairway to heaven.

Do you want to hear a joke about a ghost?

That's the spirit.

There is no ghost

While visiting a spooky historic house, a lady confided in the guide that she was terrified of ghosts and dreaded meeting one on the tour.
To reassure her, the guide told her that in all the years he had worked at the house, he had never seen a single ghost.
And how long have you worked here? asked the woman.
Three hundred years.

Why do ghosts hate working out?

Because they have to exorcise

I visited a haunted house today, and my friends fled in t**....

I've been to this place for the last 271 years and haven't seen a single ghost.
Absolute cowards.

Never trust a ghost when it says "i love you"..

It was just the boos talking

After trick-or-treating on Halloween, a teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery.

Halfway across, he's startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man chipping away at a headstone. "I thought you were a ghost," says the relieved teen. "What are you doing working so late?" "Oh, those idiots," grumbles the old man. "They misspelled my name!"

A ghost walks into a bar at 4 am.

The bartender says: sorry, we don't serve spirits after 3.

What do you call a ghost that is ripped?

A swoltergeist

Why do ghost like to ride in elevators?

Because it raises their spirits!

What kind of key does a ghost use?

a spoo-key

Why do ghosts like to ride the elevator?

It lifts their spirits
happy spoopy day

Why do ghosts love health food

Because it's super natural

Why did the ghost cross the road?

Because it was a poultrygeist.

What do you call a chicken that is a ghost?

a poultrygeist
Ill be taking my downvotes in advance thanks

Why did the ghost get arrested?

For possession

My housemates are full of s**....

Refusing to pay rent, making up excuses about hauntings.
I've lived here for hundreds of years. Not seen a single ghost.

If a Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, and Daredevil should be called Batman, what should Batman be called?

Inspector Gadget

A man's car gets haunted by a ghost

So he decided to go to a priest to get it removed.
The priest performs the exorcism, and it works! He successfully removes the ghost from the car. He says to the man "That'll be $250." The man refuses to pay, and so a couple weeks later his car gets repossessed.

I just found out my girlfriend is a ghost.

To be honest, I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

I heard that alcoholism is a big problem in the ghost community…

They are all really into boos

How do ghosts obtain money?

Via a polterheist. Ouch, the downvotes!

I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the Other side.

Did you hear about the ghost who didn't pay his mortgage?

His house was repossessed

What do you call a press secretary's ghost?

A spooksperson

What's the best place in the house to hide from ghost?

The living room!

I saw a grave sweeper at the cemetery and asked him if the place was haunted.

He said no, he hadn't seen a ghost in over 200 years.

Where do ghosts go shopping?

They go to a Bootique

How does a ghost plan his day?

He makes a to-boo list

Putin is working in his office planning the Ukraine war, when the ghost of Stalin suddenly appears.

Putin takes the opportunity to seek advice: Stalin, what happened? why are things not working out for us? Stalin gives him the advice: Send 5 million Russians to their deaths at war, and paint the Kremlin blue. Why blue? asks Vladimir Putin.
I knew you wouldn't have a problem with the first part, chuckles Stalin.

Ghost joke, Putin is working in his office planning the Ukraine war, when the ghost of Stalin suddenly appears.

jokes about ghost

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these ghost jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.