Ghetto Jokes

59 ghetto jokes and hilarious ghetto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ghetto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Why do ghetto people always laugh at their own jokes? because they're funny! If you're looking for a good laugh, check out these ghetto jokes.

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Funniest Ghetto Short Jokes

Short ghetto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ghetto humour may include short gangsta jokes also.

  1. People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
  2. What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype
  3. I can't wait to move out of this ducking ghetto. ... we have too many quack addicts out here.
  4. Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
  5. A black man walks around town with a ghetto blaster an old woman stops and asks him: "Boy, why are you carrying that thing around?"
    The man responds:"Well ma'm, i guess its just my stereo-type"
  6. I live in the ghetto There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.
  7. It's weird how people from the ghetto name their kids things they don't have or can't afford. Mercedes, Crystal, Lexus, Diamond, Ruby, Love, Harmony, Hope...
  8. What is the most confusing day in the ghetto Father's Day
  9. What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy.
  10. Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t

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Ghetto One Liners

Which ghetto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ghetto? I can suggest the ones about graffiti and gypsy.

  1. How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket
  2. Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
  3. What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas? Your bicycle.
  4. What do you call an Italian ghetto? A spaghetto!
  5. Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie.
  6. What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests
  7. What do they call mock-trial in the ghetto? Practice
  8. What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan.
  9. What do they call snickers chocolate bars in the ghetto? Sniggaz.
  10. What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man.
  11. What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster
  12. What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto
  13. What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance.
  14. What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common? They both enjoy the BBC.
  15. What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine.

Ghetto Hood Jokes

Here is a list of funny ghetto hood jokes and even better ghetto hood puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How did the hood rat cross the street? to ghetto the other side
  • What do you call spaghetti from the hood? Spa-ghetto. Or just spaghetti because we're not racists.
  • What do you call a pizza shop in the hood? It's not delivery, it's de-ghetto
    *Ba dum tss*
  • After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive... Housing prices down.
  • [Joke] What do you call a g**... her period who is riding a bicycle through the ghetto? "Little red ride in hood"

Yo Mama So Ghetto Jokes

Here is a list of funny yo mama so ghetto jokes and even better yo mama so ghetto puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
  • Yo momma so ghetto, she had to steal a pair of shoes just to throw them over the power line.
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Ghetto Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny ghetto math jokes and even better ghetto math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants? He just liked algae, bruh
Ghetto joke, Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants?

Rib-Tickling Ghetto Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about ghetto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backwoods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ghetto pranks.

A long time ago in a ghetto far far away...

...Yoda was walking down the street, wearing a ton of bling. Necklaces, bracelets, gold teeth, the works. A passer-by stops him and says, "Wow, Yoda, that's a ton of bling!"
Yoda replied, "For show, mine is all."

What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?


A woman from the ghetto is in the grocery store with a whole crew of kids...

She yells out, "Billy!" and nine boys come running and line up by the door.
A passer-by laughs to himself and asks, "Did you name all your sons Billy?"
"Yup. Makes calling them for dinner a lot easier."
"What happens when you only need to talk to one of them?"
"Then I just call them by their last name."

What's the best thing about living in the ghetto?

The condoms are never out of stock in the shop.

What does the ghetto snowman call his friends?

His snowmies

How do you get fast police service in the ghetto?

Shoot a white person.

Your ghetto mom is so fat

Your ghetto mom is so fat that if fat were bricks she'd be the projects.

What did the ghetto cashew say to his friend?


Bank robbers...

Three criminals robbed a bank. The police tried to catch them, but the robbers were too quick and turned in to a bad area laundrette.
They made a clean ghetto way.

Ghetto joke, I can't wait to move out of this ducking ghetto.

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