Ghetto Jokes
52 ghetto jokes and hilarious ghetto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ghetto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Why do ghetto people always laugh at their own jokes? because they're funny! If you're looking for a good laugh, check out these ghetto jokes.
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Funniest Ghetto Short Jokes
Short ghetto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ghetto humour may include short gangsta jokes also.
- People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
- Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
- It's weird how people from the ghetto name their kids things they don't have or can't afford. Mercedes, Crystal, Lexus, Diamond, Ruby, Love, Harmony, Hope...
- Bank robbers... Three criminals robbed a bank. The police tried to catch them, but the robbers were too quick and turned in to a bad area laundrette.
They made a clean ghetto way. - What do you call spaghetti from the hood? Spa-ghetto. Or just spaghetti because we're not racists.
- What's the best thing about living in the ghetto? The condoms are never out of stock in the shop.
- Why do people in the ghetto keep chickens in their front yards? To teach their kids how to walk
- What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire
- The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you?
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...Daddy? - What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)
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Ghetto One Liners
Which ghetto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ghetto? I can suggest the ones about graffiti and gypsy.
- How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket
- Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
- Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie.
- What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests
- What do they call mock-trial in the ghetto? Practice
- What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster
- What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy.
- Ambulances in the ghettos are like Ubers
- Why did the ghetto math teacher eat aquatic plants? He just liked algae, bruh
- What did the ghetto cashew say to his friend? Pistach-yo!
- What does the ghetto snowman call his friends? His snowmies
- Ghetto Halloween Decor
- Why did the rabbi love gangster rap? Because he was from the ghetto. Born and raised.
- What do you call a mcdonalds in a ghetto suburb? "McGhetto"
- What kind of gun did the rapper carry? ....a ghetto blaster.
Rib-Tickling Ghetto Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about ghetto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backwoods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ghetto pranks.
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Little boy's task
A little black kid from the ghetto has a mother that wants to teach him about responsibility. So she sends him to the corner store and asks him to get her a wheel of cheese. On his way home he is so excited that he's doing what his mother asks him that he starts running home. While running he trips and the cheese goes rolling away from him and down the hill. At the bottom of the hill a man picks up the cheese and walks home. After arriving home his wife notices the cheese and asks where got it from. Responding, the husband says that it came rolling to him from the hill. When the wife asks what kind of cheese it is the husband answers "It must be nacho cheese cause there was a little black kid running down the hill yelling "ITS NOT CHO CHEESE, IT'S NOT CHO CHEESE!!!!"
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What do you call a ghetto person's favorite bird to hunt?
A twerkey!
A long time ago in a ghetto far far away...
...Yoda was walking down the street, wearing a ton of bling. Necklaces, bracelets, gold teeth, the works. A passer-by stops him and says, "Wow, Yoda, that's a ton of bling!"
Yoda replied, "For show, mine is all."
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What is the most positive thing in a ghetto?
h**...
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A black man walks around town with a ghetto blaster
an old woman stops and asks him: "Boy, why are you carrying that thing around?"
The man responds:"Well ma'm, i guess its just my stereo-type"
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[Joke] What do you call a g**... her period who is riding a bicycle through the ghetto?
"Little red ride in hood"
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I visited the ghetto once...
Didn't see much, i was in the luggage of a car blindfolded.
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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?
A GHETTOrade
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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?
A stereotype
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What's an Israeli ghetto called?
Palestine.
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You want to know my favorite letter in the g**...'s alphabet?
GHETT-O!
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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?
Tarzan.
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[Original] What do you call an all-Jewish ghetto?
Jeruslum.
A woman from the ghetto is in the grocery store with a whole crew of kids...
She yells out, "Billy!" and nine boys come running and line up by the door.
A passer-by laughs to himself and asks, "Did you name all your sons Billy?"
"Yup. Makes calling them for dinner a lot easier."
"What happens when you only need to talk to one of them?"
"Then I just call them by their last name."
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What do n**... use to play music?
A ghetto blaster.
