The Best 5 Gherkin Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Gherkin jokes. There are some gherkin avocado jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gherkin cucumber puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Gherkin Jokes and Puns

What kind of instrument can you make with a gherkin?

A piccolo.

What do you call it when a pickle masturbates?

Gherkin off

Got trapped inside a gherkin for a while...

I was really in a pickle

Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar?

He was in quite a pickle.

If gherkins decided to revolt and take over the world...

We would really be in a pickle.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gherkin brine jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gherkin sauerkraut piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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