The Best 20 Ghandi Jokes

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Funny Ghandi Jokes and Puns

Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes...

Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So...

I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life

Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.

Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.

All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Mahatma Ghandi walked thousands of miles with bare feet...

This caused him to develop an impressive set of callouses.

He also are very little, which made him rather frail, and due to this strange diet, suffered from bad breath.

All told, he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Ghandi joke, Mahatma Ghandi walked thousands of miles with bare feet...

Ghandi spent a lot of time fasting in his life, which made him thin and frail. He chose not to wear shoes often, so when he walked, he toughened up his feet. Rarely did he brush his teeth.

That makes him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Is your last name Ghandi?

Because you're Mah Hot Ma


Someone asked Ghandi what he thought about Western Civilization

He thought it could be a really good idea

While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting

super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis

Ghandi joke, While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal

I wrote a song about Ghandi

It is called "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"

Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was...

A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!

Ghandi never wore shoes...

...so he had thick skin on his feet. He was quite a weak man, though spiritual. And because of his poor diet, he often had bad breath.

You could say he was a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed with halitosis.

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

"I'm having a movement"

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots...

Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Because Ghandi was barefoot all the time and had bad hygiene...

he was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

Hot people always trying to fight oppression by taking off their clothes.

Imagine where we'd be if Rosa Parks had a thigh gap, or Ghandi had a six pack.

The name for the Ghandi sequel.

Fasting and Furious

Why did Ghandi refuse Novocain?

He wanted to transcend dental medication

Ghandi joke, Why did Ghandi refuse Novocain?

What was Ghandi best known for?

Naan violence

(sorry if this isn't original)

Why was Ghandi banned from the bread store?

Because he was naan violent.

Ghandi

Ghandi was a mystical prophet of god. He wore no shoes,so he developed many callouses on his feet. He was a fruititarian,eating no protein,so his limbs were very spindly. Also,he never cleaned his teeth,so he was eternally cursed with bad breath. This made him a…"Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".


They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year.

They ran out of Ghandi.

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