Ghandi Jokes
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Funniest Ghandi Short Jokes
Short ghandi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ghandi humour may include short halitosis jokes also.
- If Bill Gates eats American food and Ghandi eats Indian food, what food does Usain Bolt eat? fast food
- Someone asked Ghandi what he thought about Western Civilization He thought it could be a really good idea
- While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
- I wrote a song about Ghandi It is called "Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"
- What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots...
Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle... - What do you call a peaceful Indian sending a picture in the mail of a snobbish criminal going down stairs? Ghandi-sending a condescending con descending
Sorry.. I'm tired - Hot people always trying to fight oppression by taking off their clothes. Imagine where we'd be if Rosa Parks had a thigh gap, or Ghandi had a six pack.
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Ghandi One Liners
Which ghandi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ghandi? I can suggest the ones about garlic and mahatma.
- What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet? "I'm having a movement"
- What was Ghandi's favorite part of a baseball game? The seventh inning stretch.
- What was Ghandi best known for? Naan violence
(sorry if this isn't original) - They Cancelled Halloween In India This Year. They ran out of Ghandi.
- Why does Ghandi like playing Clash royale? Because everyone playing is a pacifist.
- Ghandi never won a nobel prize.. But at least he won a no beef price
- What do you call an indian with pink hair? Ghandi Floss!
- What did Einstein say to Ghandi about Madame Curie? Nothing, they're both dead.
- What do you call a non-violent venereal disease? Ghandi-rhea
- Is your last name Ghandi? Because you're Mah Hot Ma
- What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis
Fun-Filled Ghandi Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about ghandi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barefoot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ghandi pranks.
Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes...
Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So...
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Ghandi
Mahatma Gandhi lived a strange life
Because of his odd diet, he was plagued by a constant case of bad breath. This diet also left him rather thin and frail.
Because he didn't wear shoes, and he walked everywhere, he developed an impressively thick set of calluses on the soles of his feet.
All-in-all, he was a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
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Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was...
A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!
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Ghandi
Ghandi was a mystical prophet of god. He wore no shoes,so he developed many callouses on his feet. He was a fruititarian,eating no protein,so his limbs were very spindly. Also,he never cleaned his teeth,so he was eternally cursed with bad breath. This made him a…"Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".
Q & A with Ms Sonia Ghandi
Ms Sonia Ghandi is visiting a school. She goes to one class, gives a brief statement and says to the class full of rural children, "Ask me anything!"
So Pappu stands up. "Madam Sonia-ji, I have three questions. One, why are you not the prime minister of India; Two, who ordered the police to attack the peaceful demonstrators at Ramlila Maidan; Three, how much money do you have in your Swiss bank accounts."
Before Ms Ghandi can answer, the lunch bell rings. So after 30 mins the children and Ms Ghandi are back in the class. This time, Bubbly raises her hand. "Madam Sonia-ji, I have only questions. One, how did the lunch recess bell ring 40 minutes early; and Two, where is Pappu."
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Ghandi was a what?
So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.
First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.
Secondly his diet was completely void of calcium sources which led to osteoporosis.
He was also a very spiritual man., and some might say he had supernatural powers.
Lastly, and probably the least known trivia about him was he abhorred brushing his teeth.
When his attending physician was asked for a summary of his health, the answer was none too obvious.
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He's a super calloused fragile mystic with n**... halitosis.
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Ghandi Poppins
I learned some interesting things about Ghandi recently:
He worked a lot in his garden and walked around with bad sandals, making his skin very hard and stiff.
He went on several hunger strikes, making him quite frail.
He was a Hindu spiritual leader, and therefore had many arcane thoughts and teachings.
Also, India didn't have very good o**... hygiene materials in Ghandi's day, so he often had very bad breath.
This all makes Ghandi a "super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".
Ghandi joke
As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starvation caused him to have truly awful breath. The constant walking, typically bare foot or in light sandals, gave him endless bunions and corns on his poor feet.
So it would be fair to say that he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
