Gf And Bf Jokes
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A large car with chauffeur
A boyfriend is watching TV when his girlfriend walks into the room
Gf: "I want to go to the mall to go shopping, wanna bring me?"
Boyfriend sighs
Bf: "How would you like it if you went in a large car with a chauffeur?"
Gf: "That sounds great!"
Bf: "Well, the bus leaves in 5 minutes."
Girlfriend to boyfriend
GF - I'm sorry babe but i've cheated on you.
BF - I'm sorry aswell, I have also cheated on you.
GF - April fools day!
BF - Mine was on 24th March
How not to forget your girlfriend's birthday gift. Ever.
BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!
GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?
BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!
Red hot ferrari color nail polish !
gf: Where is my birthday gift babe?
bf: Can you see that red hot ferrari on the other side of the road?
gf: Yes! Yes! Yes! (with extreme excitement)
bf: I bought same color nail polish for you babe! :v :v
GF: You're always on your phone, why do you not pay attention to me anymore!
BF: Maybe because my phone is smart and it actually reacts when I finger it.
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GF: Am i pretty or ugly?
BF: Both
GF: What do you mean?
BF: You're pretty ugly
Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf
Go!
When your GF or BF says, "We need some space..."
Buy them a keyboard.
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