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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder....

The man says to the bartender, "I bet you $100 bucks my parrot can recite the Gettysburg Address!" The parrot squawks a bit and flaps its wings. Furious, the man pays the bartender and returns home.
When they get home the man berates the parrot for failing to perform and the parrot responds, "You fool! Just think of the odds we can get next time!"

I just had the most clueless Uber driver in Gettysburg, PA

He didn't even know the address.

I'm not putting any Halloween or Christmas stuff in my yard this year.

I'm just going to stand on my back porch reciting the Gettysburg address. That will be my deck oration.

The mailman was confused by President Lincoln's orders.

He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.

Super Bowl 51 will go down as the Gettysburg Address of the NFL

Four score and 20 minutes to go.....