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Short getting taller jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The getting taller humour may include short getting older jokes also.

  1. I went to see the ballet, and.. ..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe.
    I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"
  2. Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because people are getting taller Manufacturers claim it's due to climb it change.
  3. After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*
  4. You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?
  5. Daniel Gabriel gets in line for a roller coaster... ... the attendant says, "sorry, but you must be a bit taller to ride."
    "It's okay, I'm *Fahrenheit*," replied Daniel Gabriel.
  6. Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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Getting Taller One Liners

Which getting taller one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with getting taller? I can suggest the ones about growing and growing older.

  1. My friend told me I was suddenly getting taller Turned out he was pulling my leg
  2. How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!
  3. What gets easier as you get taller? Washing your junk in the sink
  4. I'm gonna get a tattoo over my whole body. Of me, but taller.
  5. Unemployed people rose by 2% from last year. I guess they're getting taller.

Getting Taller Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about getting taller you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean growing old jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make getting taller pranks.

[Request] Self deprecating joke about height for wedding

Long story short, I am officiating a wedding between the 2 tallest and most stunning friends I have. I am about 5'9 VS his 6'4 I would like to make some jab about them not being able to get anyone taller or when they asked me i immediately started thinking about how tall of a stool I would need to find and bring with. Just nothing seems all that funny, any ideas? Sorry if this is the wrong subreddit, feel free to delete!

Did you know that when ants are young, they have small appendages at the ends of their legs?

They lose them as they get larger, and they also begin to produce the same proteins found in milk.
They lack toes in taller ants.

An elderly man goes to a shopping mall...

... And decides to sit down for a while in the food court. A few moments pass by and a young man sits a few tables away from him. This young man has a mohawk taller than half of his body and dyed every color of the rainbow. The old man begins staring at the young man and eventually the latter gets aggravated, walks up to the elderly man and asks "Whatcha staring for old man? Haven't you ever done anything wild and crazy before?" The elderly man says "Sure have. Got drunk in the Army once and had s**... with a peacock. Just trying to determine if you might be my son."

A blonde Girl wants to tell her two horses apart

She is quite distressed. So the farmer next door says "Why not cut ones tail off" So she does that. The next day the other horse gets its tail cut on barbed wire and it tears off in the same place.
The girl is still distressed and then she cuts ones ear off to tell them apart. Then the other horse gets its ear cut off on barbed wire
Then the farmer next door says you should measure them. The girl does that and is finally happy.
The farmer says how did it go and the girl replies "The white one is 12 inches taller then the black one!"

A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen.


They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Lets cut off this ones tail"
The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail.
The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad.
The two cops see this and ask whats wrong.
"You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one?!"