The Best 8 Getting Kinky Jokes

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Funny Getting Kinky Jokes and Puns

I hope your internet is kinky

Because it's about to get choked

My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, "Hurt me! Hurt me!"

So I got in my car and ran over her cat.

After my grandfather recovered from his second heart attack at 64, he went to the doctor.

The doctor told him - "It's safe for you to resume normal sexual activity."

Without skipping a beat my grandfather replied - "Oh thank god, I was getting sore from the wife's kinky stuff."

Getting Kinky joke, After my grandfather recovered from his second heart attack at 64, he went to the doctor.

TIFU by getting kinky with a variety of citrus fruits...

Ive just tested positive for lemonaids.

What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads?

"Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"


What do you call a hose that likes to get tied up?

Kinky.

What do Foghat wear when they're getting kinky?

Polyvinyl Slow-ride

Getting Kinky joke, What do Foghat wear when they're getting kinky?

What did the kinky lawnmower say to get turned on?

Choke me daddy

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