Gettin Jokes
5 gettin jokes and hilarious gettin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gettin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Share These Gettin Jokes With Friends
Giggle-Inducing Gettin Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What is a good gettin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A Scottish guy announced to his mate that he was getting married...
I'll write this down phonetically, so use your best Scottish accent:
"Ahm gettin married next week."
"Are ye wearin a kilt?"
"Aye, ahm weerin a kilt."
"Wha's the tartin?"
"She's in a w**... dress."
Ten minutes into "conspiracy theories and chill..."
...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
The hardest part of having s**... again after you have recently been widowed is....
Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do d**... and driving in the rain have in common?
One wrong move and someone's gettin rear ended.
fast roads gettin it on... fast?
what is it called when a Highway, an Interstate and an Expressway get it on?
A three way
Share These Gettin Jokes With Friends