Getaway Jokes
42 getaway jokes and hilarious getaway puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about getaway that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Getaway Short Jokes
Short getaway jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The getaway humour may include short vacation jokes also.
- Boy: What's a palindrome?
Teacher: racecar
{10 years later}
Boy: [bursting out of bank in ski mask] where's the palindrome
Getaway driver: [sitting in kayak] - Why do accordionists always play their instruments near the door? So they can make a quick getaway.
- What did the art thief's say when they jumped in the getaway vehicle after a heist? Van Gogh
- Two burglars tried to ransack a comedian's office, but they were caught while making their getaway. Turns out they couldn't take a joke.
- Did you hear about the bandit that stole a truck of soap? Police say he made a clean getaway.
- Last night someone broke into my house and stole all of my soap, bleach, and shampoo. They made a clean getaway
- What happened to the man who stole his pants from the drycleaners? He made a CLEAN getaway!!!
- I forgot a can of paint in the getaway car the other night the police caught me red\-handed
- Why did the man steal a car from a car wash after robbing a bank? He needed a clean getaway.
- After he robbed the bank, what did the berry yell from the getaway car? Acai you later, suckers!
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Getaway One Liners
Which getaway one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with getaway? I can suggest the ones about going away and great escape.
- What did the broccoli say to the cauliflower when making their getaway? "Floret!"
- What do you call an art thief's getaway car? A van go.
- Why did the robber take a bath? Because he wanted a clean getaway..
- The janitor at the bank managed to rob 21 million dollars. He made a clean getaway!
- Call my getaway driver spongebob Because he never miss a shift
- [LPT] When you're being chased by the cops, make a clean getaway by Driving through a car wash.
- Never let a getaway driver use your toilet. Skids everywhere.
- What service do ghosts use to book vacation getaways? Scare B & B
- I used to be a "getaway" driver. No wonder I never made any money as a taxi man.
- My wife and I bought a Ford Escape.... We heard it was a great car for getaways.
- Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway
- I almost got away with bank robbery. But the getaway driver was on vacation
- What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank? Pilaf.
- Dyslexic criminals love w**.... It's the ultimate getaway drug.
- Never have a party p**... as a getaway driver They always leave early
Witty Getaway Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about getaway you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean road trip jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make getaway pranks.
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Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank.
"Now, remember the plan," Ivy tells Harley.
"Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car.
Time passes. Five minutes...ten...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen...
Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all t**... in rope. Behing her, the guard comes running out with his pants down.
Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe!
A blonde and a brunette decide to rob a bank...
The brunette is the getaway driver. She told the plan to the blonde, told her to be back in less than 5 minutes, and dropped her off at the front door of the bank.
10 minutes goes by.... No sight of the blonde...
20 minutes goes by... No sight of the blonde...
Finally, after a half hour the blonde comes running out of the bank, dragging the safe by a long rope. As soon as the blonde gets into the car, the brunette sees the guard running as fast as he can towards them, with his pants at his ankles...
After a few moments of silence, the brunette realizes what happened and screamed to the blonde, " You IDIOT! You were supposed to tie up the guard and blow the safe!!!"
Indians Robbing a Bank
An Indian man tries to rob a bank. He walks out of the bank with no money. The getaway driver asks him Where's the money? And why do you have so many computers? The bank robber replies They thougth I was tech support.
Sometimes at Wal-Mart...
Sometimes at Wal-Mart I like to fill my grocery cart up with wonderful toys. Then I try to find a mother with annoying kids and I hand the kids one of the toys. I make a quick get-a-way so the mother can deal with the aftermath.
John, Bob, Tim, and Scott rob a bank.
John is the getaway driver who waits in the lot. Bob disables the alarms, Tim unlocks the safe, and Scott is able to locate the marked bills. Bob and Tim leave the bank and John drives them away.
They got off Scott-free.
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What did the police officer say to the failed porta p**... thief that got crushed when it fell on him during his attempted getaway?
Stop! In the name of the law, you are under arrestroom!
Two criminals are trying to get away from an art museum in their getaway van after stealing pieces from 3 artists.
One gets in and turns the key. The van won't start.
The other one turns and asks, "Why aren't we moving?"
"I have no Monet to buy the Gascan to make the Van Gogh."
A red headed baker is robbing a bank
As he's finishing up he hears the sirens in the distance closing in, so decides to make his getaway.
He runs out to see the police coming down the road now, he jumps into his car and a chase begins.
High speeds and a few dangerous manoeuvres later, the baker decides to make his escape on foot, he pulls over and charges off into a field.
The police retaliate but he's too quick, and as he's running they hear him yell:
Run! Run! As fast as you can! But you won't catch me!
I'm the ginger breadman!
