Gesundheit Jokes

What are some Gesundheit jokes?

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed?


Did you hear about the German girl who lost her virginity in a barn to a horse?

She gesundheit & comesoutloose

Gesundheit! I told my sick bird.

He looked around.

"Goose in tights?"

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