The Best 5 Gesundheit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gesundheit jokes. There are some gesundheit adolfin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gesundheit snicker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gesundheit Jokes and Puns


What are you called when you reach the highest power level sneeze ever?

You're a Peak-Achoo.

I'll see myself out...

Did you hear about the documentary claiming the twin towers were brought down by a large sneeze?

Gesundheit 9/11.

Did you hear about the German girl who lost her virginity in a barn to a horse?

She gesundheit & comesoutloose

What did a German say to a Jewish man when he sneezed?


Gesundheit! I told my sick bird.

He looked around.

"Goose in tights?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gesundheit namaste jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gesundheit achoo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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