Gestation Jokes
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So a pregnant woman walks into a diner.
A pregnant woman walks into a diner, and the server says:
"Hi there, are ya hungry?"
The fetus replies:
"Nah, I gestate."
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Human fetuses are essentially the same as the creature from Alien. Only they take longer to gestate, and if they don't kill you on impact, they'll do it slowly over the course of years...
My mom says such silly things when she drinks hehe
I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks...
... I gestate.'
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Why does it always take people so long to tell a c**... joke?
They're gestating the obvious!
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I told my wife I wanted to name our unborn son Obvious.
She said, "That's a s**... name."
I said, "Now you're gestating the Obvious."
What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?
Doesn't matter, still born.
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