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Playful Gestapo Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

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British clock in german hands

During world war II, a british clock found its way into german hands. The strange thing about this clock was it went tick-tick-tick-tick, instead of tick-tock-tick-tock. The germans could not figure this out.
Finally, it went to the gestapo. Their chief interrogator softly whispered to the clock " We haff ways to make you tock"

A Gestapo walks into a bar

I'm kidding, he bashed the door in.

Have you heard the one about the Gestapo?

LIAR!

How many Gestapo agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!!!!
Courtesy of my brain throwing up random memories from primary school

What did the n**... call their traffic cops.

The Gestapo.


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