The Best 5 Gestapo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Gestapo jokes. There are some gestapo herr jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these gestapo knocker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Gestapo Jokes and Puns

British clock in german hands

During world war II, a british clock found its way into german hands. The strange thing about this clock was it went tick-tick-tick-tick, instead of tick-tock-tick-tock. The germans could not figure this out.

Finally, it went to the gestapo. Their chief interrogator softly whispered to the clock " We haff ways to make you tock"

A Gestapo walks into a bar

I'm kidding, he bashed the door in.

Have you heard the one about the Gestapo?

LIAR!

How many Gestapo agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!!!!

Courtesy of my brain throwing up random memories from primary school

What did the Nazis call their traffic cops.

The Gestapo.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the gestapo vill jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working gestapo german piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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