Gers Jokes
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Short gers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gers humour may include short jokes also.
- What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger.
my 7yo claims she made it up herself. - I went to a Carl's Jr. the other day and noticed it was incredibly cold inside... Turns out I was at Brrrrr-ger King.
- A father wanted to name his kids with 'Ger' in their names. In succession, the first child was name Gerald, the next was named Geraldine. The father then had triplets. That was Germany.
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Gers One Liners
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- What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? "Chin"ger
- What do you call a hamburger left out in the cold for too long? A hamburrrr-ger.
- The border Between Denmark and Germany should be named as, "The Den-Ger line".
- So i just learned Tiger Woods is part asian... He's Thai-ger Woods if you will.
- What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers
- What did the hungry polar bear have for lunch A Bur-ger
- What do you call cold beef? Ham**brrrr**ger
- "Comic books aren't important." -Bill Maher "N**ger." -Bill Maher
Gers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about gers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gers pranks.
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h**...
A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:
"Cheeseburgers: $5
Fries: $3
h**...: $10."
He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter, "Are you the one that gives the h**...?"
"Yes, I am," she replies seductively.
"Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Quarantine has turned us into dogs.
We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
I tried to warn my son about the dangers of russian roulette...
It went in one ear and out the other.
My little daughter came to me all excited, saying, Daddy! Daddy! Guess how old I'll be in August! I said, Oh I don't know princess, why don't you tell me? She gave me a huge smile and held up four fingers...
It's now three hours later, the police are annoyed and she *still* won't say where she got them...
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My girlfriend looked at me with her s**... eyes and said, "I want you to make me scream with your two fingers baby"
.... so I poked her in the eyes.
One day when I was young......
I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.
What's the opposite of lady fingers?
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
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Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they can't even.
Right after takeoff, a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers. Thank you for flying with us. The weather is....
Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic, OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!
Then silence.
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, I'm terribly sorry about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap...you should see my pants!!
A voice from the back of the plane yelled, Why don't you come here and see ours?
A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK!
All passengers got scared.
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN!
I tried to be an Uber driver...
Trouble is, my passengers didn't appreciate when I went the extra mile.
Why don't feminists carry handguns?
Because of the triggers.
I'm sorry