The Best 7 Geronimo Jokes

Following is our collection of Geronimo jokes which are very funny. There are some geronimo injun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these geronimo skydiver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Geronimo Jokes and Puns

What did Geronimo yell when he jumped out of a plane?


There was a...

...Englishman, a Frenchman, an Indian, a Mexican, and a Texan in the Airborne. The Englishman yells, Long live the Queen! and jumps out. The Frenchman yells, Viva la France! and jumps out. The Indian yells, Geronimo! and jumps out. The Texan then yells, Remember the Alamo! and pushes the Mexican out.

Geronimo never grew a full beard.

Cause he could only grow apache one.

A man sees a really attractive woman on a train reading the newspaper he chats her up on today's headline.

He: "So, yesterday was the Nymphomaniacs' Congress. I don't suppose you've attended, did you?"
She: "Well, as a matter of fact, I did."
He: "And? What's new in the world of nymphomaniacs?"
She: "Nothing much, Indians have the longest, the Irish can go the longest, same old, same old."
He: "Oh, where are my manners? The name's a O'Connor. Geronimo O'Connor."

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?


Why wasn't Geronimo considered a proper lumbersexual?

He had the axe, but he could only grow Apache beard.

Whenever he goes skydiving, and as he jumps out of the airplane, what does Geronimo say?


[Old, but still funny]

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