The Best 14 Germs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Germs jokes. There are some germs liquids jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these germs infection puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Germs Jokes and Puns

Why is everybody so scared of germs nowadays?

We kicked their ass in WW2 we can do it again

My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs,

we call her Auntie Bacterial.

They say money is covered in germs

But I don't think even germs could live on the money I make.

Germs joke, They say money is covered in germs

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

When I was young, I thought all germs came from


Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans?

We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways.

What type of tree has the most germs?

A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)

Germs joke, What type of tree has the most germs?

What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza?

Little Sneezers

I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs.

I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.

If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, what does Colgate sensitive do?

It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings.

This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond

...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel.

You can explore germs microorganisms reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean germs bacterial dad jokes. There are also germs puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

2 VD germs

2 VD germs crossing the road and a big lorry hurtles towards them. One says to the other 'Looks like we're a goner ear.:

Cleaning products only kill 99% of all germs on a given surface.

No wonder socialists hate the 1%.

What happens when germs think

What happens when germs think they are superior to others.......

They call it "germanic-supremacy"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the germs dangerous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working germs slingshot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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