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Funniest Germs Short Jokes

Short germs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The germs humour may include short bacteria jokes also.

1. A germ walked into a bar The bartender said "We don't serve your kind here; you'll have to leave."
   And the germ said "But I work here- I'm staph!"
2. They say money is covered in germs But I don't think even germs could live on the money I make.
3. Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways.
4. So my 12 year old son asked me what are Cooties. "Well son, when I was a child, we thought cooties were a germ only girls had"
   And then my son goes
   "So it's like Chlamydia"
5. I know a friend who doesn't use hand sanitizer because it only kills 99.9% of the germs. I don't get it. Get two squirts, and it kills 199.8% of germs.
6. What type of tree has the most germs? A Sycamore. (I came up with this one when I was like, 9.)
7. If Colgate kills 99.9% of germs, what does Colgate sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings.
8. This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel.
9. 2 VD germs 2 VD germs crossing the road and a big lorry hurtles towards them. One says to the other 'Looks like we're a goner ear.:
10. Cleaning products only kill 99% of all germs on a given surface. No wonder socialists hate the 1%.

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Germs One Liners

Which germs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with germs? I can suggest the ones about virus and guts.

1. If a single germ can infect over 300 people... Imagine what a married one could do.
2. My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial.
3. Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide!
4. When I was young, I thought all germs came from Germany.
5. What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over your pizza? Little Sneezers
6. Which country is the dirtiest? GERM-ANY
   sorry germany :/
7. Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
8. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Do u guys/girls think that germaphobes are scars of the germ in the name?
9. What do you call a blind member of the SS who's always sick? A not see germ man.
10. What did Howie Mandel say when he was in a room full of germs? Get me out of here!
11. Where's germ originate from? Germany
12. How do germs figure out the temperature? They measure in Cell-sius.
13. What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba.
14. A germ walks into a bar.... The soap kills him
15. where do germs go to get wasted? read des. the soap bar

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