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Germination Jokes

6 germination jokes and hilarious germination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about germination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Germination Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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What did arnold schwarzenegger say to his Tomato seeds after watering them for the first time?

You have been germinated.

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Why was h**...'s favorite subject botany?

Because botany is all about the germination.

Why do the French make such bad farmers?

They hate the germination.

What do you call it when a seed sprouts in Saxony?

A Germi-Nation!

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Why didn't h**... kill plants?

Because they germinate.

What do you call it when a dragon plants fields of wildflowers?

GERMINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!

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