The Best 5 Germaphobe Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Germaphobe jokes. There are some germaphobe phobia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these germaphobe hoarder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Germaphobe Jokes and Puns

I'm a germaphobe and my doctor said to face my fear

So I did it, I booked my flight to Germany.

I'm not a germaphobe.

I just don't agree with their lifestyle.

After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe.

I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married.

If you're a germaphobe and you know it...

wash your hands!

"What happens to germaphobes?"

They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the germaphobe euthanasia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working germaphobe homophobe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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