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Caesar comes across a problem
During Julis Caesar's campaigns against the Germanic tribes, he came across never before seen weather, it came crashing down on the men and stalled exit of the most recently conquered villages.
Amazed by this, he asks one of the local what it is.
"Hail, Caesar" The man replies.
What's a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe?
The Saxons
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A German, American and a Mexican g**... captured by a tribe
An American, Mexican and German get captured by a tribe.
The Tribemaster says to the German: "Choose what we shall put on your back before we start whipping you."
The German has decided: "Pour fresh beer all over me!"
So thats what they did, and whipped the German untill he died.
Next they walk to the Mexican and ask the same question.
"I dont need anything." he says, proudly.
They keep whipping his back, but he endured everything.
And thats when they ask the same question to the American.
"What do you want on your back?"
The American responds "The Mexican."
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican.
They get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” They put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished, the German has huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.
The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, “What do you want on your back?” “I will take nothing!” says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch. “What will you take on your back?” the Amazons ask the American. “I'll take the Mexican.”
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