German Food Jokes
46 german food jokes and hilarious german food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about german food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short german food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The german food humour may include short german sausage jokes also.
- I've ordered some German food through a mobile app. The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come.
- I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.
- German food is terrible. Sausage here, sausage there, sausage everywhere. German food is die Wurst.
- Healthy German What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?
Gluten Morgen
PS: First time posting an original. - Went out for beers at a bar that serves fantastic German street food. They had stopped serving food when we got there. It was the wurst!
- I've bought some German food I've bought some German food from the internet.
The sauerkraut has arrived, but the wurst is yet to come! - German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power.
- I invented a diet. It's called the lowercase diet. Don't eat foods with capital letters. Works best if you're German!
- What's the problem with German-Chinese food? An hour after you eat it you're hungry for power again!
- What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? "Donkey!" (Danke)
You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.
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German Food One Liners
Which german food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with german food? I can suggest the ones about german language and jewish food.
- Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning? It was the wurst.
- Why don't Belgians eat German food? It goes right through 'em every time...
- I ate a bunch of German food last night... I have the wurst gas right now.
- Have you ever had German Chinese food? An hour after you eat it, you're hungry for power.
- So I had to put German food in a container one time... It was a real wurst case scenario
- Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself. - What is a German bomber's favorite type of food? A french fry!
- What did the landlocked German eat during WWII? Not sea food.
- I started to fear German food... I fear the wurst
- What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht
- What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish? Not Sea Food.
Uproarious German Food Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about german food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean german car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make german food pranks.
A German man on his first trip to America decides to see New York City.
As he's wandering around the smell of corned beef and fresh baked rye bread draws him into a Kosher deli. The man sits at the counter, eyes the menu and says, "I vood like to try ze bagel and ze lox." In a thick accent.
On his first bite he's throughly enjoying his food and pipes up to the guy behind the counter, "Zis is voonderbar! Zey do not have food like zis vere I am from."
In a heavy Brooklyn accent the guy behind the counter replies, "Now whose fault is that?"
Kosher Deli
A man walks into a Kosher Deli in New York City and steps up to the counter.
"I would like zee bagel und lox please." He says in a heavy German accent.
The man pays, sits down with his food, and is clearly enjoying it. When he's done he walks up to the counter again and says, "Zat vas amazing. I can't get food like zat back home."
The guy behind the counter looks at him disapprovingly and says, "Now whose fault is that?"
There were two chefs. She was Chinese, he was German.
They fell in love, got married, and opened a restaurant together. The food is terrific, and very interesting; however...
A half hour after you eat there, you are hungry for power.
There were two chefs who got married, she was Chinese and he was German.
They opened a restaurant together.
The food is good, but a half hour after you eat dinner, you're hungry for power.
Did you hear about the Chinese-German restaurant?
Great food but half an hour later, you are hungry for power.
A German host said to his English guest, who was obviously not enjoying his meal:" i am sorry you don't like our food.
But I'm afraid the wurst is yet to come."
White people do make weirder food than Asians
The Chinese just put minced pork in dough and called it dumplings, but Germans just HAD to use pig intestines
Why should never eat at a German restaurant in Britain?
The food would be too hot to Handel.
A German worker gets a job in Siberia, aware of how all mail will be read by the censors, he tells his friends;
"Let's establish a code, if a letter you get from me is written in ordinary blue ink; it's true, if it's written in red ink, it's false"
After a month, his friends get the first letter;
"Everything is wonderful here, the shops are full, food is abundant, apartments are large and properly heated, cinemas show films from the West, there are many beautiful girls ready for an affair, the only thing you can't get is red ink"
I don't know if this is original but my dad told this to me many years back.
A company decides to enlist a few people to help with the running of their factory, A Swiss for the time, a German for leadership, a French for the food and a Chinese for the supplies. On the first day the German walks around the factory looking at everyone and everyone is doing their jobs, he sees the Swiss and the French working but he can't find the Chinese. The second day the same thing happens, French,Swiss but no Chinese. The third day passes, then the fourth and finally on Friday he doesn't see the Chinese anywhere when suddenly the Chinese jumps from behind a machine with a cake and says SUPPLIES!
A college girl from Wisconsin wants to learn about her heritage...
So she decides to take a month long trip around Germany. Now, as a college student, she's dead broke so she hits on a plan to make some spending cash.
A month later, she's back in Wisconsin and her mother says So Gertrude, how did you like the fatherland?
I loved it , Gertrude gushed. I learned so much about German culture. Once, I had a Frankfurter, a Hamburger and a Berliner all at the same time!
Gosh! , says her mother. You must have been stuffed! Could you even walk after that?!
Not for days , says Gertrude, but it was worth it, the money from the video paid for my food for the whole trip!
A man went to a German food stand
A young man went to a German food stand to order a bratwurst. As he gets his order, both ends of the sausage were missing. It was nonetheless the best bratwurst he has ever tasted so he decides to ask why the ends were missing and if it improves the taste somehow.
The cook answered that just does it because that's how he learned it from his grandmother. Furthermore he told the man that if he wants to know more he can always visit his grandmother and ask her if there is something to it.
The man then went to the grandmother's home to ask her his question. She was baffled and asked if her grandson still has the old small frying pan.
A politically incorrect joke about language
Investors want to make a holiday resort on an uninhabited island. They hire 3 experts to get life going there.
To the Frenchman they say, "you are in charge of cuisine".
To the German they say, "you are in charge of accommodation".
To the Finn they say, "you are in charge of supplies."
They come to survey in a while. The Frenchman has built a restaurant with excellent food. The German has built a fancy hotel. But the Finn is nowhere to be found. They ask the others but they don't know where he is either. So they go look for him and while walking in the woods the Finn suddenly jumps out from behind the tree and shouts, "SUPPLIES!"
The Dog Pound
Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound: A Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane. The Pit Bull told the others "I was eating my dinner and my owner's two year old niece tried to grab my food, so I ripped out her t**.... Now they are going to put me to sleep."
The German Shepherd said "I chewed up my master' shoes yesterday and now they are going to put me to sleep."
The Great Dane said "My master is a beautiful twenty two year old woman. The other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I mounted her and did my thing."
"So are you in here to be put to sleep too?" asked the others.
"No, I'm here to have my nails clipped!"
The worst thing about German food is...
You feel hungry for more power after a little bit.
