German Efficiency Jokes
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- How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, because they are quick and efficient
- If Germans are so efficient and productive, why hasn't Germany built an unsinkable ship yet? Because why would we waste our time building a ship if nobody has ever sought of it yet?
- Knock knock. 9. Nein your business. German knock knock jokes are non interactive for efficiency.... and they're not very funny.
- My restaurant got a new German chef yesterday He's already increased the efficiency of our ovens and thrown away all the bad juice
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German Efficiency One Liners
Which german efficiency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with german efficiency? I can suggest the ones about efficiency and german car.
- Glockenspiel Germanic efficiency brought to the game of Russian roulette.
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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. We are efficient, but not very funny.
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Yesterday I moved to Germany and my new German flatmate told me that he only knows one joke...
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Because they are very efficient...
And they don't understand jokes.
German Mining Company
German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."
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How Many Germans Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Two. One cause he's efficient and has no sense of humor. And the other to repost this joke for the 10th time
The Stasi tells Honecker there's a West German spy in his Central Committee.
So Honecker takes his favourite Stasi man along to the next meeting. The concierge (an old red) sees Honecker and the Stasi agent go in and, just one minute later, the Stasi man exiting , with a Central Committee member hand-cuffed to him.
"Comrade, I'm so impressed with your speed and efficiency. How did you discover this enemy agent so quickly?" asked the concierge
"It's simple , Comrade. Our dear Comrade Honecker began his speech and I remembered our Lenin's dictum: 'The Class Enemy never sleeps!' "
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A German, an American and an Englishman are standing by the sea...
They're talking about their military's efficiency. The American boldly claims "Our American submarines can last a month under water without ever having to go up!".
The Englishman laughs and says "That's nothing. Our Royal Navy submarines can last half a year under water without ever having to go up!"
Both look at the German who remains silent. Suddenly a submarine emerges before them and a man jumps out shouting: "Heil h**..., we need fuel!".
Budgeting costs
The Italian government was getting ready to invest in a new software that would help them become more efficient. Three companies put bids forth and they turned out to be from different countries: China, Germany and Russia.
The Chinese bid was $1 million, which was quite cheap. The German bid was for $2 million. So, the project director brings them in, to question them why there was such substantial difference. The Germans explained that German engineering produces higher quality products, unlike the Chinese who create buggy software.
The Russians had bid $3 million. Well, they got brought in as well, and were told that the Chinese had bid $1 million and the Germans $2 million, and asked why was their bid so much more.
The Russian representative says: It's $1 million for you, $1 million for us and $1 million for the Chinese.
