Gerald Jokes
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Funniest Gerald Short Jokes
Short gerald jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gerald humour may include short jack jokes also.
- What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
- Read a book about gay marriage in Ireland The authors' names are: Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
- A father wanted to name his kids with 'Ger' in their names. In succession, the first child was name Gerald, the next was named Geraldine. The father then had triplets. That was Germany.
- A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man?
Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.
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Gerald One Liners
Which gerald one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gerald? I can suggest the ones about sheepishly and john.
- Ever hear of the gay irish couple? Patrick fitzgerald and gerald fitzpatrick
- What did Richard Nixon say when he bumped into Gerald Ford? Pardon me.
- What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald
- New book out on gay marriage by two Irishmen. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
- 2 Scotsmen are 69ing. What are their names? Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick.
- I have two gay friends ... Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
- What did the jazz fan name his pachyderms? He called his elephants Gerald.
- Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.
- What do you call two gay irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
- Did you hear about the couple of gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
- I met a gay Irish couple today Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
- I met a gay couple in Ireland the other day Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald
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TIL that in 2015 Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald became one of the first ever same s**... couples to get married in Ireland.
They're perfect for each other because Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
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Have you heard the one about the gay Scottish couple?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
A beautiful joke from my better half.
This guy named John is driving to meet his best friend James who is a mechanic.
But on the way John noticed a problem and pulled over.
Knowing nothing about cars he called James
James came straight over and said I know the problem, you've got a flat mate .
John replied what's Gerald got to do with this?
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Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
Jack walked into a bar...
He sits down and orders a drink.
He sees familiar faces around the bar, like his good old friend Gerald.
He tried to get up from his seat, but he was stuck.
Gerald noticed the commotion and went to help.
Gerald helped his friend, Jack, off.
Geraldine went on a blind date with a really creepy guy
It was intimiDating
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It looks like Ireland is going to allow gay marriage
That's great news for Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
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What do you call 2 gay Irish men. Heard this at an 3dgy comedy show
Patrick FitsGerald and Gerald FitPatrick
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Since they've legalized gay marriage, Ireland has a new hit sitcom...
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
Vampire bats fly out of their cave and into the night looking for blood.
As the sun begins to rise the following morning, all of them return without consuming a single drop of blood, no one could find any food that night.
All except one, Gerald, who flies back in with blood pouring down his fangs.
"I searched all night for some blood, didn't even get a sniff of the stuff", one bat says to Gerald. "How on earth did you find some?"
"You see that rock in front of the cave entrance?", said Gerald.
"Yeah", said the other bat.
To which Gerald replies, "Well, I didn't."
The Guinness Factory in Dublin Experiences a Workplace Fatality
The unhappy job of giving the news to the widow falls upon the deceased man's best friend, Gerald.
Gerald knocks on the door of his dead friend's house and Mary, the widow answers the door.
"Mary, I'm afraid there has been an accident at the factory, Tom was involved."
"My God." says Mary, "is he alright!?"
"Well, the fact is, no, he died. Drowned in one of the vats" Gerald tells Mary and she begins to cry.
"Was it at least a quick death?" Mary asked.
"As a matter of fact... no. He got out three times to pee."
