Geppetto Jokes
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What was Pinocchio's defense when he was tried for armed robbery?
well, Geppetto was the one pulling the strings
How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?
Marry a net maker
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Geppetto's advice to Pinocchio.
One day Geppetto had a visit from his son and Pinocchio had a troubled look on his face.
"What is wrong my son?" asked Geppetto.
"Well... I found a girlfriend but when we make love she complains about the roughness and the splinters. She says she doesn't want to have s**... with me as much anymore." responded Pinocchio.
After thinking for a bit the old man decided that the simple solution is the best and says, "Here, use this sandpaper." while handing him a few sheets.
Pinocchio takes the sandpaper and advice and leaves.
A few days later Geppetto sees Pinocchio in the market buying stacks of sandpaper which triggers Geppetto to approach his son and ask, "So I take it your girl problems solved?"
Pinocchio turns to his father and says, "Girls?!?!? Who needs girls?!?!"
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