Georgia Jokes

Check out this collection of jokes poking fun at the state of Georgia! From its football rivalry with Alabama to its unique naming conventions, to its rivalry with Georgia Tech, this guide is sure to bring a chuckle to everyone, especially those die-hard Georgia Bulldog haters out there. Whether you are a Georgia fan, an Atlanta resident, or just a Southern enthusiast, these Georgia jokes are sure to bring you a good laugh.

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Best Short Georgia Jokes

These are our top georgia puns. Have fun with a good georgia joke in English with simple georgia humour.

  1. The #1 cause for accidents in Georgia is deer. Which is crazy to me since they can't drive.
  2. What is more difficult than getting an assault rifle in the U.S.? Getting a water bottle in a Georgia voting line
  3. Ginny and Georgia sexist joke What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift!
  4. So I saw one of those "Drink for Pink" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy.
  5. A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar in Georgia. The bartender asks ... "What can I get you Senators?"
    "Just ice," they replied.
  6. A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... the driver, "Got any ID?"
    The driver says, "'Bout what?"
  7. How did the Democrats feel about the results of Georgia's special election ? The just couldn't Handel the loss. They had worked their Ossof for it.
  8. Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light
  9. Some minds are like concrete... Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
    Got this out of a Georgia newspaper.
  10. My girlfriends are a lot like the winters we have here in Georgia. When I finally get one they stick around for 2 days then leave
Georgia joke, My girlfriends are a lot like the winters we have here in Georgia.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these georgia jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of georgia puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Georgia One Liners

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  1. What Vladimir Putin and General Sherman have in common? Invading Georgia.
  2. Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid.
  3. The Devil went down to Georgia . . . And obviously reneged on his deal with Falcons fans.
  4. !GO>: Clemson vs Georgia Tech Live Streaming!!!
  5. Why shouldn't you buy cars made in Georgia? Because they're always Stalin.
  6. Hooded man goes down to Georgia
  7. The Devil went down to Georgia and fiddled up a little kid...
  8. What do you call a Georgia O'Keefe painting that's housed in a smelly museum? An O'**....
  9. Smoking m**... legalized in Georgia In the country, not the state
  10. Why is Florida not an island?? Because Georgia s**......

Georgia State Jokes

Here is a list of funny georgia state jokes and even better georgia state puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I heard the Georgia Bulldogs QB is going in to insurance when he's done with football. He will be Jake Fromm, State Farm.
  • r**... speeding in Georgia gets pulled over by the state police. Cop says Boy you got any ID r**... says 'bout what?

Georgia Alabama Jokes

Here is a list of funny georgia alabama jokes and even better georgia alabama puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low But the South will rice again
Georgia joke, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia rice-growing is at an all-time low

Comical Georgia Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about georgia to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make georgia prank.

Georgia joke

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."

Wife's Duties

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties at home.
The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Arkansas. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was cleaned and the dishes were done, and food was on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

A story about a r**... and a Game Warden.

A r**... with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Georgia as he started to leave a lake well known for it's fish.
The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"
"Naw, sir," replied the r**.... "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of're under arrest."
The r**... said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man.
I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The r**... released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the r**....
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the r**....

Two girls are setting up their new dorm room together.

One is from Georgia and the other is from Connecticut. The one from Connecticut has her mom there helping her put up some blinds. The one from Georgia asks, "Hey! Where y'all from?" The other girl replies, "We're from a place where we know not to end our sentences with prepositions." So the girl from Georgia says,
"Oh, I'm sorry. Where y'all from...c**...?"

I think it's kinda funny people named their kids after US states…

Y'know, names like Carolina, Georgia, Dakota, Virginia, etc. When I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Michigan, just in case some guy named Mitch reincarnates into him.

What are the 3 most played songs on Vladimir Putin's iPod?

Crimea river
Georgia on my mind
Back in the U.S.S.R

The round hay bales are now banned in Georgia

Because the cows weren't getting a square meal.

Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.

Trump: "Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check."

Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia.

Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere.

Spercomputer was asked to find an alternative to Clinton and Trump to save presidential election.

The computer picked up a 80-year-old one-legged man from mental hospital in Georgia.
When he was asked: "How could you be a better alternative? You are older than any of them, sicker than Clinton and even more insane than Trump?", he answered:
"Well, maybe because I'm honest about it"

Georgia and Alabama hate each other

Really we have very similar jokes for each other. In Georgia we say that we know the tooth brush was invented in Alabama because if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teeth brush. In Alabama they say that we sure have some strange uses for those grout cleaners.

Johnny walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands

A man named Leonard approaches him and says, "I went to Harvard and they taught us to wash our hands after peeing."
Johnny looks at him and says, "I went to the University of Georgia and they taught us not to pee on our hands."

Have you ever gone to the club looking for a Georgia Peach?

And actually ended up with an Adams Apple?

Two Alabama State Troopers

Two Alabama state troopers were chasing a Mustang on I-20 East towards Georgia. When the suspect crossed the state line, the first trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie trooper parked behind him and asked, "Hey, Sarge, why'd you stop?"
The sergeant replied, "Ah, he's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we ain't ever gonna catch him."

Where y'all from?

Two freshmen girls are moving into their dorm room together.
One of them's from Georgia, one of them's from Connecticut.
The girl from Connecticut's helping her mother put up curtains.
Girl from Georgia turns to them and says, "Hi. Where y'all from?"
Girl from Connecticut says, "We're from a place where we know not to end a sentence with a preposition."
The girl from Georgia says, "Oh, beg my pardon. Where y'all from...c**...?"

A friend from the USA has problems differentiating states and countries...

So I explained to him that Georgia is a state, but Georgia on the other hand is a country.
Fun fact: It's no joke, that really happened, unfortunately.

Georgia was driving down a dark deserted highway when it happened to notice Florida crossing the street up ahead. What did Georgia do next?

He Florida'ed.

Did you hear Georgia will be reopening massage parlors?

It will not result in a happy ending

Do you think The Devil Went Down to Georgia

to tell Governor Kemp it was safe to reopen businesses?

Driving in Georgia

I was driving through rural Georgia one day. I came to a stop sign. Being from the big city, I just did a kind of rolling stop through the sign.
A Georgia Highway Patrol spotted me and pulled me over. He came up to the window and said, "Boy, you know why I pulled you over"?
I said, "No. Why did you pull me over"?
He said," You see that stop sign back there? You didn't stop. You just slowed down".
I said," Slow down, Stop. What's the difference"?
He took out his nightstick and started whacking me with it!
As he did so, he said, " Now, you want me to slow down, or you want me to stop"?

Three guys were hiking took a short-cut across a farmer's field, where the found a pig stuck halfway through a fence.

"I wish that was my Nancy, my girl friend" said the guy from Florida.
" I wish that was my cousin Mary-Lou" said the guy from Georgia
"I wish it was dark out" said the guy from Alabama

Two r**... guys were sitting on a dock in Georgia, drinking beer and fishing with their feet dangling in the water.

o**... said, "Oh no. An alligator just bit one of my feet off." The other guy said, "Which one?" And the first guy said, "How should I know? All the alligators look alike."

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia.

When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"
The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him.

Georgia joke, Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia.

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