George W Bush Jokes

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The Best George W Bush Puns

It's 2004 and George W Bush is on the campaign trail...

He stops at a small-town midwest diner for breakfast. After taking a seat he is greeted by a pretty young waitress.

"Mr president, what an honor it is to be serving you. So what will you be having this morning?"

Dubya looks up from his menu, smiles, and says "How about a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled. "Mr president! I voted for you because I thought you stood for morals! And family values! I guess you're no better than Clinton."

After she storms off, one of the president's advisors leans over and says "Hey, uh, George, it's pronounced *keesh*."

George W Bush, Barack Obama, and Trump all die and go to heaven.

Upon arriving, God asks them respectively what they believe in.

Bush said he believes in American exceptionalism, the right to bear arms, and the free market.

God said alright, you can take this seat to my right.

Obama said he believes in everyone having Healthcare, equal rights for all, and sustainability.

God invited him to take the seat to His left.

Trump said "I believe you're in my seat"

If you push George W Bush into a vat of concrete.

It would set a very bad president.

Why would George W Bush be a bad blacksmith?

He apparently can't melt steel beams.

Say what you will about George W Bush, but he wouldn't have stood for North Korean aggression...

He'd have invaded New Zealand by now...


Why did Trump invite George W Bush to the white house?

His accountant said he needed a W2 for taxes

Whats George W Bush's favorite game?

Jenga

I heard people talking on the street today, they were saying that we should dry George W Bush in concrete

But I think that's setting a bad president

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president?

A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!

Dubya meets Moses

George W Bush was sitting at an airport when he saw a strange man walking by.

He had long white hair, a long white beard, wore robes, and rocked sandals that clicked against the floor along with his staff.

Dubya got up and stood in front of him. "Hey, aren't you Moses?"

Moses pretended he couldn't see him.

Dubya asked again, but again Moses was looking away intently.

Finally Dubya grabbed the man's arm and said, "Why are you so unfriendly??"

To that Moses finally responded, "Last time I talked to a bush, I spent 40 years in the desert."

What is George W Bush's favourite part of a website address?

*Dubya Dubya Dubya*


George W Bush is commemorating 9/11 by...

Having someone explain 'My Pet Goat' to him.

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