George Michael Jokes
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- What to watch on TV tonight A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
- Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
- On the topic of George Michael... I guess you could say it was his "Last Christmas".
Too soon? - George Michael was once a little-known musician, but once he finally hit the charts... Wham! He was a superstar.
- Q. What did George Michael sing at Elton John's wedding? A. "Don't let your son go down on me."
- I hadn't heard any news about George Michael for nearly a year... And then Wham! Last Christmas.
- What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work? Wake me up before you go-go
- Two years after the death of George Michael, the cause was finally found. He choked on a chocolate bar. It was a careless Wispa
- Did you know Harvey Dent's a big George Michael fan? #cos he's got a half face - face - face#
- George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001
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George Michael One Liners
Which george michael one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with george michael? I can suggest the ones about michael jackson and named george.
- Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)
- What do you get when you mix Dr. Seuss with George Michael? Green Eggs and Wham!
- What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael? A whambulance
- Who knew George Michael's "Last Christmas"... was about the coroner?
- Did you hear about the Mexican George Michael tribute act? He's called Carlos Whisper
- The opposite of George Strait... is George Michaels
- George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them... Careless Swissper
- George Michael was jus here... And then wham!
It was his last Christmas - They say George Michael died of botulism. Guess he had some bad can meat.
- Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper
- When did George Michael die? Last Christmas.
- Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym
- Need help starting a George Michael cult. Let's talk about sects, baby.
- Last Christmas, George Michael's heart gave up... Now he's never gonna dance again.
- Who'll miss George Michael most? His aids
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
What were you thinking?
Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
j**... Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?
Why did George Michael have chocolate around his mouth?
He was careless with his Wispa
George Michael walks into a bar...
The barman says, "George, you've got chocolate on your shirt!".
"I know," replies George, "It was a Careless Wispa."
George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket
It was just a careless whisper
What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?
"I find your lack of Faith disturbing."
Darth Vader...
Of all the things that Darth Vader lost when the Death Star blew up, it was the destruction of his George Michael box set that affected him most deeply.
He finds his lack of Faith disturbing.
What does George Bush Jr and Michael Jackson have in common?
Bush did 9/11 and Jackson did 9 11 year-olds.
A man walked up to me and asked "What is your chosen faith?"
I told him that George Michael's version was still the best.
How did George Michael speak when he couldn't eat fruit?
In a pear-less whisper.
I'll see myself out.
George Michael has been accused of o**... trafficking
It turns out Last Christmas, someone gave him their heart
George Michael has passed away on Christmas Day
Looks like he ended up giving his heart away this year after all
RIP George Michael
Twas his Last Christmas
George Michael dropped a new album
Last Christmas, Remastered.
On a day when you're celebrating your faith...
...and then WHAM! George Michael's dead!
What did the doctor say when George Michael died?
Wham bam thank you mam....
George Michael dead.
Or it could just be a careless whisper.
I guess we're all going to have to pay for our drinks now at Club Tropicana
RIP George Michael
George Michael walks into a bar...
Wham!
The Police are looking into George Michaels' death.
When the press asked if an autopsy would be performed, the coroner was quoted as saying: "Well I guess it would be nice, if I could touch his body."
Rip George Michael
The wake is at CLUB Tropicana and the drinks are free
Which George Michael song is most relevant today?
Last Christmas.
George Michael Rip
Also the noise his a**... used to make.
Did you guys hear about George Michael's passing?
It's like, one day you're here... and then WHAM! you're gone.
How could George Michael die on Christmas?
....Because last Christmas he gave her his heart.
George Michael died today, but they wouldn't let him into heaven
Because ya gotta have faith.
Just heard George Michael passed away.
Wham, last Christmas.
Did you hear george michael died?
He's never gonna dance again...
I heard George Michael choked on a chocolate bar
Careless Wispa
George Michael died trying to cross the street...
He didn't look before he walked and then Wham!
I wonder if George Michael was a o**... donor
So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas.
George Michael, dead at 53.
Thanks Santa!
George Michaels last Christmas. Died in his sleep, shoulda woke him up
Before he go go'd
George Michael died yesterday...
certainly his last Christmas, he's sure to never dance again
An early prediction of George Michael's cause of death
I'm going with either a boom boom of the heart, or a jitterbug in the brain.
George Michael was no stranger to controversy but the most unforgivable thing he ever did
Was k**... off Limp Bizkit's career
Wait, who died?!!! George Michael?
Oh, thank God, I thought you said George Martin.
My friend told me George Michael definitely wasn't dead...
But it was just a careless whisper.
What did Carrie Fisher ask George Michael to do before he died?
Wake her up before he go go'd
Hopefully George Michael was an o**... donor...
... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart
What could have saved George Michael's life?
The Wham-bulance.
George Michael died in his sleep.
He should've told them, "wake me up before I go go."
What were George Michael's last words?
You put the boom-boom into my heart.
What is it called when Carrie Fisher dies right after George Michael?
A double WHAM!-my.
Why did George Michael have brown stains on his trousers?
Because he was careless with his Wispa.
A chocolate bar bumps into George Michael
Careless whispa
So George Michael was an o**... donor.
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart"
TODAY George Michael to Death:
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart"
What has George Michael got in common with Wellington boots?
They both get s**... off in bogs.
Darth Vader walks into a record store
Darth Vader walks into a record store and asks if they have a copy of George Michael's first studio album. The clerk says they are sold out, to which Vader responds - I find your lack of Faith disturbing!
