George Martin Jokes

Funniest George Martin Short Jokes

Short george martin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The george martin humour may include short george michael jokes also.

1. George R R Martin, dead after reaching peak popularity Just like one of his characters.
   (If this trash of a post hit the front page, the title could really mess with some GoT fans, I'm just saying)
2. Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and George RR Martin walk into a bar... I'll finish writing this later
3. Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
4. I changed the name of my printer to George R. R. Martin It's old, works slow, has issues finishing jobs, and constantly disappoints me.
5. What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin? Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
6. George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
7. George R.R. Martin, Steven Moffat, and Joss Whedon walk into a bar. Everyone you've ever loved dies.
8. This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin
9. After 100 year, Tolkien's Beren and Luthien is coming out. Still faster than George RR Martin.
10. It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once.
    ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out

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George Martin One Liners

Which george martin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with george martin? I can suggest the ones about martin and named george.

1. Why doesn't George R. R. Martin use twitter? He killed all 140 characters.
2. Why are George R R Martin's tweets always so short? He killed off most of his characters.
3. Who is the conjoined twin pirates' favorite author? George Arrgh Arrgh Martin
4. [Spoilers] George R. R. Martin has already released Winds of Winter. He just decided to call it 2016
5. 2016 was written by me - George R.R. Martin
6. Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? George R. R. Martin.
7. Why don't girls like George R.R. Martin? He never finishes.
8. What is George R.R. Martin doing right now? Not writing.
9. What is George R.R Martin's favorite song? Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.
10. Would you like to invest in our company? George R. R. Martin- Arya Stark.
11. Who was uncredited director of Star wars Rouge one? George R. R. Martin
12. Wait, who died?!!! George Michael? Oh, thank God, I thought you said George Martin.
13. George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!
14. George R.R. Martin writes Game of Thrones books... ...and makes a killing out of them.
15. Did you hear George R R Martin committed s**...? Yeah. I saw it coming too.

Comical George Martin Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about george martin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean george bush jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make george martin pranks.