George Clooney Jokes
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- George Clooney Matt Damon and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie. George said: I'll Direct
Matt Damon said: I'll produce
Matthew McConaughey said: ill write ill write ill wriite - I just found out that George Clooney's wife has a twin brother named Juan who looks exactly like her Some people say that once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal
- George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
- George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks. Clooney Tunes
- You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success and, really, there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
- If George Clooney... What would George Clooney call his iTunes playlist?
Clooney Tunes.
Badum tsssh.. - Hey George Clooney, do you go to a store? Clooney: Why would I go to a store when I have AMAL?
- George Clooney opened an animation studio... ...his first cartoon was called "The Clooney Toons"
- As I sat there n**... in George Clooney's hotel room, I thought to myself.. I might have accidentally picked up my wife's bucket list instead of mine.
- What does George Clooney say whenever you catch him m**...? "I'm a Fapper Dan man :/"
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- Here's the thing about George Clooney's wives... Once you've seen one, you've seen Amal.
- George Clooney is an excellent Pokémon trainer He caught Amal
- How do you become friends with Ben Affleck? Mistake him for George Clooney.
- What do you call a George Clooney s**... party? A Georgy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew Mcconaughey got together to make a movie...
George Clooney said, "I'll direct."
Dicaprio said, "I'll produce."
And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
When my wife and I got married,
we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have s**... with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a movie.
Clooney says, I'll direct.
DiCaprio says, I'll act.
McConaughey says, I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey
\-get together to make a new movie.
Clooney says I will direct!
DiCaprio says I will act!
McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write...
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with...
She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.' I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
My wife told me this one...
Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director then
McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
George Clooney Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a new film.
George Clooney says he's gonna direct Leonardo DiCaprio says he's gonna be the producer and Matthew McConaughey says I'll write I'll writte I'll write
My wife and I played that game where you write down 5 people we're allowed to sleep with
Ourside of our marriage
She gave me her list and I scoffed at the predictability
Celebrities, athletes, she didn't stand a chance!
However as she read mine a look of complete horror swept over her face
And I was grabbing my coat when she screamed "where the h**... are you going?!"
"I'm going round to see your sister," I said "good luck getting through to George Clooney's agent"
Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth walk into a restaurant...
They're waiting to be seated, when they spot Sandra Bullock and George Clooney sitting at a table nearby.
Suddenly and without warning they run over to the pair's table and start screaming and shouting:
"No!"
"You cannot, and shall not!"
"We will not let you! Ever!"
Security are called, and the two actresses are escorted away.
As they are leaving, the security guard says:
"What in blazes were you doing?"
The pair look at each other and, as one reply:
"Defying Gravity"
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My only original joke ever.
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Mathew McConaughey are in a coffee shop to discuss a new movie:
Clooney: I'll direct.
DiCaprio: I'll act.
McConaughey: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.