Geordie Jokes
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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?
He had a fear of eights
What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?
One is an Australian marsupial and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift.
The world unites
A Geordie bloke is stood outside his house and he sees a bloke from the next road over coming down his street "OY! What are you doing in MY street?".
Before the second man can respond another bloke from Middlesbrough appears at the other end of the street "OY!", they both shout, "what are you doing in OUR town?".
Before he has chance to respond a Londoner appears. "OY southerner!", all three shout, "what are you doing up north?".
Before he can explain a Frenchman appears. "OY! Frenchy, what are you doing in OUR country?" the four ask in unison.
Before the Frenchman has chance to reply an American appears. "OY! Yankee, what you doing on OUR continent?" all five exclaim.
Before the American can get a word out a spaceship lands in front of them and an alien gets out. Five of the six men immediately shout out "Take the Frenchy, you can probe him."
Why don't Geordies use scales?
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
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