Geometry Teacher Jokes

Funniest Geometry Teacher Short Jokes

Short geometry teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geometry teacher humour may include short math teacher jokes also.

1. I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
2. My friend asked me did you get a hair cut? I said no I got a lot of them cut
   Credit to my geometry teacher for the joke
3. What's a geometry teacher's favorite drink? Ovaltine!
   My 7 year old made this one up today. Thanks, grandparents!
4. What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? Let's try a different angle
5. Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
   Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
6. What did the armless math teacher have to do in order for his students to understand geometry? Toe the line....
7. Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.
8. Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher. He had warts all over his nose, and they had to remove a bit of his face due to an accident. You could say he had an...
   Irregular sir face.
9. A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
10. Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear.

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Geometry Teacher One Liners

Which geometry teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geometry teacher? I can suggest the ones about biology teacher and physics teacher.

1. Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.
2. My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday. Polly gone.
3. How does a geometry teacher drink beer? From pint A to pint B.
4. Why was the geometry teacher late for work? Because she took the rhombus.
5. What kind of tree could a math teacher climb? Geometry
6. What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield
7. A Geometry teacher is always helpful to his kids He cosines everything.
8. Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy? Cause he kept going in circles...
9. What is a geometry teacher's favorite place to proselytize? Madison Square Garden

Geometry Teacher Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about geometry teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean science teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geometry teacher pranks.