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Geometry Math Jokes

8 geometry math jokes and hilarious geometry math puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geometry math that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good geometry math joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What did the oak tree say to the math professor?

Geometry.

I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry

Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.

What do you do when you have 10 minutes to complete your math test?

Geometry dash

What did the armless math teacher have to do in order for his students to understand geometry?

Toe the line....

Worst math joke I know.

Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"

What kind of tree could a math teacher climb?

Geometry

A Teacher in Wales got arrested

They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"

A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk.
"My head's spinning," the engineer confesses.
"How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?"
"Well, it's not even difficult.
All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."

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