Geometry Jokes

109 geometry jokes and hilarious geometry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geometry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out this collection of humorous geometry jokes from around the internet. Discover witty gags about geometry shapes, angles, proofs, and more. Whether you're a student, teacher, or math enthusiast, these geometry jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.

Funniest Geometry Short Jokes

Short geometry jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geometry humour may include short math jokes also.

  1. Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?
    When it is intercepted by a plane.
  2. On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
  3. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus… …but geometry is where I draw the line.
  4. I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts? That's where I draw the line.
  5. I was going to make a geometry joke, but when I made it it fell flat I guess it was too plane. Back to square one
  6. What did the oak tree say to the math professor? Geometry.
  7. I'm fine with most parts of mathematics. But geometry is where I draw the line
  8. My friend asked me did you get a hair cut? I said no I got a lot of them cut
    Credit to my geometry teacher for the joke
  9. I don't understand why we study circles in geometry. They're pointless.
  10. I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.

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Geometry One Liners

Which geometry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geometry? I can suggest the ones about physics and shape.

  1. Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class? She forgot her Algae-bra.
  2. Why is North Korea so good at geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler!
  3. Without Geometry Life is pointless.
  4. Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open? Polygon.
  5. Geometry is the work of satan. It makes people sin.
  6. My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday. Polly gone.
  7. In a place without geometry... is pointless.
  8. How does a geometry teacher drink beer? From pint A to pint B.
  9. Why was the geometry teacher late for work? Because she took the rhombus.
  10. Why do churches hate geometry? There's too many sins involved.
  11. Why was the Soviet Union so good at Geometry? Because they had a Supreme Ruler.
  12. Who's in charge in the land of geometry? The rulers.
  13. What's the hardest working angle in geometry? A triangle
  14. Why are fishermen so good at geometry? Cause they're good anglers.
  15. Why does Marx like geometry so much? Because of all the ENGELS

Geometry Teacher Jokes

Here is a list of funny geometry teacher jokes and even better geometry teacher puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's a geometry teacher's favorite drink? Ovaltine!
    My 7 year old made this one up today. Thanks, grandparents!
  • What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem? Let's try a different angle
  • Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"
    Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"
  • What did the armless math teacher have to do in order for his students to understand geometry? Toe the line....
  • Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie? It was a protracted process but eventually he found the right angle.
  • Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher. He had warts all over his nose, and they had to remove a bit of his face due to an accident. You could say he had an...
    Irregular sir face.
  • What kind of tree could a math teacher climb? Geometry
  • What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield
  • A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased "weapons of math instruction"
  • A Geometry teacher is always helpful to his kids He cosines everything.

Geometry Angle Jokes

Here is a list of funny geometry angle jokes and even better geometry angle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle.
  • Why was Yoda bad at geometry? Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles
  • Geometry is so discriminatory How come there are only straight angles?
  • Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle.
  • Why did the police catch the m**... of the geometry teacher? They investigated it from all angles
Geometry joke, Why did the police catch the m**... of the geometry teacher?

Geometry Math Jokes

Here is a list of funny geometry math jokes and even better geometry math puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you do when you have 10 minutes to complete your math test? Geometry dash
  • Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class.
    One says to the other "I'm cold!"
    The other says "go sit in the corner."
    "Why?" replies the first.
    "Because its 90 degrees!"
  • What did the math nut say when it grew up? Geometry
  • Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Geometry Shape Jokes

Here is a list of funny geometry shape jokes and even better geometry shape puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape... I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons
  • Why were the geometry students so bad at sports? Because they were really out of shape.
  • I had to retake geometry freshman year of college, Cuz I am out of shape
  • Geometry really changes people It SHAPES there life!
  • They say that love is what shapes a person's life. I say it's geometry.
  • America as a whole is pretty bad at geometry... We're all out of shape.
  • I'm going to write a colorless geometry book. It'll be called "Fifty Shapes of Grey."
Geometry joke, I'm going to write a colorless geometry book.

Hilarious Fun Geometry Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about geometry you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean graph jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geometry pranks.

There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...

...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.

How did the geometry teach kill himself?

He used a hypote-"noose"

r**... Geometry

Dale was the first of his h**... family to make it past the second grade.
One day, Dale's pa asked, "What did y'all learn today in that geometry class?"
Dale replied, "Pi r squared".
"Dadgummit!", yelled Dale's pa, "I knew that there fancy school tweren't no good! Pie are ROUND! CAKE are square!"

Geology rocks! Geometry rules! Can you think of anymore?

I've always liked the joke from "Friends", that Ross has geology rocks! written in his childhood notepad. I also thought you could say geometry rules! Can you guys think of any others?

Geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get π on his back.

After a few hours he asks the tattoo artist, "Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?" "Oh!" said the artist, surprised. "You wanted the *symbol*."

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?


What did the acorn say when it grew up?


Coordinate geometry is terrible.

I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?

I'm a freshman taking geometry.

I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose.

Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry...

He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."

Why doesn't h**... like geometry?

Because he's anti-symmetric.

What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?

A master angler.

I've got a f**... for geometry.

Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.

Geometry class brought out the worst in me...

I used to go off on tangents.

What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry

A Mobius stripper

I used to be terrible at geometry

But I turned that around 360 degrees

One day a teacher asked her students to use geometry in a sentence

The teacher was baffled that nobody could come up with just one sentence, and finally asked one quiet student in the back to say one... The student looked at her and said:
Once there was a little acorn and it was planted in the ground and grew and grew until one day he awoke and said "gee I'm a tree!"

Why are North Koreans so good at geometry?

Their supreme ruler.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a normal person?

A normal person does spacial geometry while astronauts do geometry in space

What is the dirtiest word in geometry?

Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry*

Because our points are maximally separated, and it's perfectly platonic.

Whats a mathematicians favourite tree

The Geometry

A joke I made up in geometry class...

Hi, my name is A, and this is my brother, B. Unfortunately, we live on the same plane, and we constantly tell our parents we do not like this situation.
We are coplanars.

I need help with my geometry homework

it said to draw 2 planes intersecting 2 buildings.

I'm really glad I learned geometry instead of taxes.

Now that trapezoid season is coming, I'll be prepared.


I would tell a geometry joke but no one would get the point

What do you call a person who likes geometry and farming?

A pro-tractor!

Little Jimmy comes home from school with a black eye

Mom says, Jimmy! What happened?!
Jimmy says, I was attacked in geometry class.
Bye whom? Asked mom, already calling the school.
It was a vicious circle.

My wife's friend had a baby...

She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."
I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...

Aaron is in geometry class. His teacher is yelling at him because he's wearing AirPods while the teacher is talking. In the middle of his rant, Aaron says You're such a square!

The teacher says prove it .

Geometry joke, My geometry teacher is really upset that her pet parrot died yesterday.

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