Hilarious Fun Geometry Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
There was a horse who was a genius at arithmetic...
...which it learned with no difficulty. Algebra was a breeze, and it could even prove theorems in Euclidean geometry. However, when someone tried to teach it analytic geometry, it would rear back on its hind legs, kick ferociously, neigh loudly, and make violent head motions in resistance.
The moral of this story is that you can't put Descartes before the horse.
How did the geometry teach kill himself?
He used a hypote-"noose"
Worst Geometry Joke I Know
When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?
When it is intercepted by a plane.
Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"
I'd like to teach under-privelaged kids lattice geometry
Nothing would give me more pleasure than getting at-risk youth hooked on crystal math.
Why are fishermen so good at geometry?
Cause they're good anglers.
Geometry professor goes into a tattoo shop and asks to get Ο on his back.
After a few hours he asks the tattoo artist, "Why is it taking so long to do the symbol for pi?" "Oh!" said the artist, surprised. "You wanted the *symbol*."
What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?
Geometry.
An artist found a way to draw a two-sided figure, but the International Geometry Summit immediately began to furiously contest the new shape...
I say, let bi-gons be bi-gons
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry
Without Geometry
Life is pointless.
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I'm a freshman taking geometry.
I can't wait to learn how to tie a hypotenoose.
Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry...
He raises his glass and says, "Here's looking at Euclid."
Why do churches hate geometry?
There's too many sins involved.
Geometry is the work of satan.
It makes people sin.
Why doesn't h**... like geometry?
Because he's anti-symmetric.
What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?
A master angler.
I've got a f**... for geometry.
Sorry, I'm getting off on a tangent right now.
Geometry class brought out the worst in me...
I used to go off on tangents.
What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry
A Mobius stripper
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What did the armless math teacher have to do in order for his students to understand geometry?
Toe the line....
One day a teacher asked her students to use geometry in a sentence
The teacher was baffled that nobody could come up with just one sentence, and finally asked one quiet student in the back to say one... The student looked at her and said:
Once there was a little acorn and it was planted in the ground and grew and grew until one day he awoke and said "gee I'm a tree!"
Who's in charge in the land of geometry?
The rulers.
What do you do when you have 10 minutes to complete your math test?
Geometry dash
What's the difference between an astronaut and a normal person?
A normal person does spacial geometry while astronauts do geometry in space
Girl, forget chemistry, you and I have solid *geometry*
Because our points are maximally separated, and it's perfectly platonic.
What did the oak tree say to the math professor?
Geometry.
Why was the geometry teacher late for work?
Because she took the rhombus.
What did the math nut say when it grew up?
Geometry
I need help with my geometry homework
it said to draw 2 planes intersecting 2 buildings.
I'm really glad I learned geometry instead of taxes.
Now that trapezoid season is coming, I'll be prepared.
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I would tell a geometry joke but no one would get the point
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
They're pointless.
What do you call a person who likes geometry and farming?
A pro-tractor!
Did you hear about the geometry teacher who left his parrot's cage open?
Polygon.
Why was the Soviet Union so good at Geometry?
Because they had a Supreme Ruler.
What's a geometry teacher's favorite drink?
Ovaltine!
My 7 year old made this one up today. Thanks, grandparents!
Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler!
How does a geometry teacher drink beer?
From pint A to pint B.
Why does Marx like geometry so much?
Because of all the ENGELS
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
I was going to make a geometry joke, but when I made it it fell flat
I guess it was too plane. Back to square one
Why did the police catch the m**... of the geometry teacher?
They investigated it from all angles
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
My wife's friend had a baby...
She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."
I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?
Let's try a different angle
Aaron is in geometry class. His teacher is yelling at him because he's wearing AirPods while the teacher is talking. In the middle of his rant, Aaron says You're such a square!
The teacher says prove it .
My friend asked me did you get a hair cut?
I said no I got a lot of them cut
Credit to my geometry teacher for the joke
I'm fine with most parts of mathematics.
But geometry is where I draw the line
In a place without geometry...
...life is pointless.
What's the hardest working angle in geometry?
A triangle
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculusβ¦
β¦but geometry is where I draw the line.
