Geometrical Jokes

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Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume

This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume

Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings

Figures.

What did the mathematician say when when his geometric parrot flew away

Polygon

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Police Station Intelligence Test

Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:
They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.
It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very s**... ones and very strong ones.

Scientists are using a new geometric formula to produce hypodermic needles that can be used up to ten times before being disposed.

They're calling this new product the "Hypo- ten use"

Searched for a PI service in my area...

Got a delicious apple in the correct geometric shape, but didn't really help me figure out who my wife was cheating on me with...

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If t**... were a geometric shape, which shape would he be?

A TRAPezoid!!

We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means.

How many digits can become primal in a geometric infinity if we apply Braid's theory?

0. Lol.