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Geometric Jokes

5 geometric jokes and hilarious geometric puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geometric that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Happy Geometric Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What is a good geometric joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume

This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume

Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings

Figures.

What did the mathematician say when when his geometric parrot flew away

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Police Station Intelligence Test

Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:
They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.
It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very s**... ones and very strong ones.

Gabriel's Horn is a geometric figure formed by rotating f(x)=1/x about the x axis. It has finite volume, but infinite surface area.

This is the complete opposite of the Vuvuzela, which has a finite surface area, but infinite volume


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about geometric can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of geometric puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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