Geometric Jokes
5 geometric jokes and hilarious geometric puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geometric that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Happy Geometric Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What is a good geometric joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Gabriel's horn is a geometric figure which has infinite surface area but finite volume
This is in contrast to a vuvuzela which has a finite surface area but infinite volume
Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings
Figures.
What did the mathematician say when when his geometric parrot flew away
Polygon
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Police Station Intelligence Test
Apologies if this has been posted before \(I searched, albeit not a lot\). My physics teacher in college told me this one:
They gave a basic intelligence test at the local police station. The kind where you have to stick the geometric shapes in the corresponding holes.
It turns out we have two kinds of cops: Very s**... ones and very strong ones.
Scientists are using a new geometric formula to produce hypodermic needles that can be used up to ten times before being disposed.
They're calling this new product the "Hypo- ten use"
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