Geology Rock Jokes

Funniest Geology Rock Short Jokes

Short geology rock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geology rock humour may include short geology jokes also.

1. Geology rocks but geography is where it's at... What did the tectonic plates say when they bumped into each other?
   My fault, sorry!
2. Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school. They say it totally rocks.
3. I really like rock puns. They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.
   Let's just face it, geology rocks!
   PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I?
4. My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography Either way, she can still rock my world.
5. A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. "geology rocks!"
   The teacher's response?
   "that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
   #\#rokt
6. Two students are talking about their majors One student tells the other, "I'm taking history of rock"
   The other student replies, "you mean geology?"
7. What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ? Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

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Geology Rock One Liners

Which geology rock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geology rock? I can suggest the ones about gneiss rock and sedimentary rocks.

1. Geology rocks, But geography is where it's at.
2. I just got out of my Geology class. We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
3. Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring.
4. What do you call a geology exhibit? A Rock Show
5. I just started studying geology It rocks!

Geology Rock Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about geology rock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock climbing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geology rock pranks.