Geology Jokes

• Short Geology Jokes
• Geology One Liners
• Geology Rock Jokes
• Geology Major Jokes
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Funniest Geology Short Jokes

Short geology jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geology humour may include short geography jokes also.

1. Geology rocks but geography is where it's at... What did the tectonic plates say when they bumped into each other?
   My fault, sorry!
2. Students are excited to attend the geology class at the local school. They say it totally rocks.
3. I really like rock puns. They're something we shouldn't take for granite. I mean, they are pretty solid.
   Let's just face it, geology rocks!
   PS: I just hit rock bottom, didn't I?
4. I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family
5. My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography Either way, she can still rock my world.
6. A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. "geology rocks!"
   The teacher's response?
   "that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"
   #\#rokt
7. How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics
   Geology: slow physics
   Computer Science: virtual physics
   Psychology: people physics
   Chemistry: impure physics
   Math: physics minus the units
8. Geology humor ? When some gravel hit my car and cracked a window, I said "You little schist! Why can't you be gneiss?"
9. Utah Geologic Survey was advertising landscape calendars for the upcoming holidays... ...and said, "Hurry before they run out!"
   What, the national monuments or the calendars?
10. My uncle had two careers. The first was geology, which he spent 20 years then moved into police work where he spent another 20 years. You could say he was obsessed with finding faults.

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Geology One Liners

Which geology one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geology? I can suggest the ones about geologist and astronomy.

1. This sub could do with more Geology jokes No pressure.
2. Geology rocks, But geography is where it's at.
3. What do geology and Alabama have in common? Relative dating
4. I just got out of my Geology class. We studied metamorphic rocks which was Gneiss.
5. Hey, are you into geology? Because I wanna make your bedrock!
6. I demanded a refund for my geology course It was very surface level.
7. I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone
8. Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!
9. Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!
10. What do geology and history have in common? It's always Europe's fault
11. What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common? They're both pieces of china.
12. I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth.
13. I was going to major in Geology and study the Earth... But really, it's beneath me
14. Geology rocks but making holes in rocks is boring.
15. What do you call a geology exhibit? A Rock Show

Geology Rock Jokes

Here is a list of funny geology rock jokes and even better geology rock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two students are talking about their majors One student tells the other, "I'm taking history of rock"
  The other student replies, "you mean geology?"
• What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ? Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.
• I just started studying geology It rocks!

Geology Major Jokes

Here is a list of funny geology major jokes and even better geology major puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot w**.... I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners.

Hilarious Fun Geology Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about geology you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean psychology jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geology pranks.