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81 geologist jokes and hilarious geologist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geologist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A good laugh is essential to keeping spirits up, even if you're a geologist! No matter what jokes you love, you're sure to find a chuckle with our collection of funny geologist jokes. From comparing geologists and engineers to jokes about metamorphic rocks, archeologists, and even countertops, you're sure to get your geologist friends in stitches!

Best Short Geologist Jokes

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  1. My last girlfriend was a Geologist... She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.
  2. To a geologist, what's the difference between rocks and a kid? If you date a kid, you get sent to jail
  3. I asked an attractive geologist if she wanted to go on a date this weekend but she told me that she doesn't date... she quartz.
  4. My dad is a geologist and has been dating rocks for years... His best advice is to just be gneiss and try not to be a little schist.
  5. Socially awkward people would probably make great geologists cause they're always staring at the ground.
  6. What is the best part about being a Geologist? All your coworkers are down to earth
  7. Did you guys hear about the fat geologist? It wasn't a poor diet. It was the sedimentary lifestyle
  8. Why do geologists keep getting hurt in their relationships? They have a thing for dating rocks
  9. Wanna know what you call a smart crackhead? A geologist.
  10. Where does a catholic geologist go to pray? Land Mass

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about geologist can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of geologist puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Geologist One Liners

Which geologist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geologist? I can suggest the ones about physicist and biologist.

  1. How did the geologist get down the mountain? 'e rode
  2. What's the best thing about sleeping with a geologist? The ore-gasms.
  3. What do you call a black guy who studies rocks? a geologist, you racist!
  4. My dad always told me, "Don't be quick to find faults"... Good man, terrible geologist...
  5. My ex should be a geologist She keeps on digging up the past
  6. Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*
  7. what does a lazy geologist have? a sedimentary lifestyle
  8. I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom.
  9. Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band.
  10. What's a geologist's favorite ice cream? Rock erode.
  11. What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan? Geodude
  12. "I wanna rock!" ~said the angry geologist.
  13. Geologists really love rocks.... ...that's why they date them!
  14. Why did the geologist get divorced? He took his wife for granite.
  15. Why are geologists so good at getting laid? They know the best dating techniques.

Geologist Birthday Jokes

Here is a list of funny geologist birthday jokes and even better geologist birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment.

Bad Geologist Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad geologist jokes and even better bad geologist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Bad Dad Joke: Q: Did you hear two University Geologists broke off their engagement?
    A: the relationship was rocky from the start
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What funny jokes about geologist you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean archaeologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make geologist prank.

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

Why was the geologist hungry?

He had a large Apatite.

True story

I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking.

If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic?

He found rock bottom.

Geologists think they're funny

Tim: What kind of stone is this?
Geologist: Oh, that would be leaverite.
Tim: Really?
Geologist: Yeah, leaverite there. It's just a rock.
Tim: ...
Geologist: Come on, you know that schist was funny.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

What did the geologist say about his rock collection?

Isn't it gneiss?

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.
The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.
The geologist says "Ouch".

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls

Cleavage

Why do geologists perform so well during i**...?

They really know how to make bedrock.

What do you call the work of a renowned geologist?

Rock solid

How did the geologist win his lawsuit?

By taking advantage of the quartz system.

How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?

She just fell into it.

Why couldn't the geologist part with her rock collection?

It was sedimental.

The dumb geologist had a gold ore in his backyard

Poor man took it for granite

I'm a geologist that specializes in the resonating frequencies of different minerals.

I'm staging a rock concert later if you want to come.

Geologists may not always get along, but when the schist hits the fan...

Its coarse-grained, metamorphic layers can be split into thin irregular plates from the impact.

Hey geologists, I'm having a party...

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

A geologist falls down a mountain and dies...

I guess you could say he hit rock bottom...

What's a British geologists favourite fruit?

pomegranate

I'm no geologist

But when I look at mountains in the morning I take them for granite

What do you call a sad geologist?

Depressed.

What is the highest honour for a geologist

To become a knight of the tectonic order.

I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.

All that s**... faulty logic.

What's a geologists favorite song?

I wanna rock.

So one of my friends is a real up and coming geologist and quite popular with the ladies from what I hear.

Man, that guy's a rockstar.

A Geologist stubs his toe

"Schist!"

What do you call it when a group of geologists have s**...?

A Georgy.

I was going to be a geologist

But I heard it was a pretty rocky career.

A Geologist from Alabama could tell you the chronological order of Sandstone Layers, but not their exact ages

You could see they're into Relative Dating.
...
*Sigh*
I know you expected that punchline. My apologies, when I'm under pressure my sediment jokes turn a little schist.
Please stay gneiss in the comments.

A geologist was driving down a country road

A geologist was driving down a country road when he saw this beautiful rock formation. He pulled over to get a closer look. As he was admiring the rock, an old farmer drove up. The geologist asked if he knew how long the rock had been here.
The farmer says "in fact, I do! It's a million and 7 years old"
The geologist stunned a bit says "that's oddly specific, how do you know that?"
The farmer goes "well, another feller like you came to look at this same rock and he said it was a million years old. And that was about 7 years ago"

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

...the hippie trying to sell them

and that my friends, as a geologist, is my favorite rock joke.

I had a stone that I thought was something else, but a geologist friend told me it was gneiss.

I'm afraid i took it for granite.

Professor Stone: "To the geologist a thousand years or so are not counted as any time at all."

Man in the Audience: "Great Scott! And to think I made a temporary loan of two pounds to a man who holds such views."

Source: 1913 newspaper

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