The Best 53 Geologist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Geologist jokes. There are some geologist climbers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Geologist Jokes and Puns

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

"I wanna rock!"

~said the angry geologist.

Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

Geologist joke, Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

Why was the geologist hungry?

He had a large Apatite.

What do you call a gay geologist?

Substrate.


True story

I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

*Rock concerts.*

Geologist joke, Where do geologists go for entertainment?

If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic?

He found rock bottom.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

My geologist boyfriend is so ungrateful.

I showed him my schist collection and he only absently said, "That's gneiss, honey..."

What did the geologist say about his rock collection?

Isn't it gneiss?

A physicist, a biologist, and a geologist walk into a bar.

The physicist immediately liquors up and attempts to pick up chicks with his top secret details about a new slightly-cooler-than-molten-hot fusion project he's working on.

The biologist attempts to pick up chicks with stories about him working with baby elephants in Thailand.

The geologist says "Ouch".

What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?

Geodude

Geologist joke, What would you call your geologist friend if you are a pokemon fan?

I must be a geologist

I keep finding a new rock bottom.

Why wasn't the geologist hungry?

He lost his apatite.

I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage.

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...


Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls

Cleavage

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Why do geologists perform so well during intercourse?

They really know how to make bedrock.

What do you call the work of a renowned geologist?

Rock solid

How did the geologist win his lawsuit?

By taking advantage of the quartz system.

How did the geologist develop a career as a sink-hole expert?

She just fell into it.

Why couldn't the geologist part with her rock collection?

It was sedimental.

The dumb geologist had a gold ore in his backyard

Poor man took it for granite

How did the geologist get down the mountain?

'e rode

I'm a geologist that specializes in the resonating frequencies of different minerals.

I'm staging a rock concert later if you want to come.

Geologists may not always get along, but when the schist hits the fan...

Its coarse-grained, metamorphic layers can be split into thin irregular plates from the impact.

My dad always told me, "Don't be quick to find faults"...

Good man, terrible geologist...

A geologist falls down a mountain and dies...

I guess you could say he hit rock bottom...

Did you guys hear about the fat geologist?

It wasn't a poor diet. It was the sedimentary lifestyle

I'm no geologist

But when I look at mountains in the morning I take them for granite

Geologists really love rocks....

...that's why they date them!

What do you call a sad geologist?

Depressed.

what does a lazy geologist have?

a sedimentary lifestyle

What is the highest honour for a geologist

To become a knight of the tectonic order.

I asked an attractive geologist if she wanted to go on a date this weekend but she told me that she doesn't date...

she quartz.

My dad is a geologist and has been dating rocks for years...

His best advice is to just be gneiss and try not to be a little schist.

What did the geologist say to his favorite gem?

You are my rock!

Wanna know what you call a smart crackhead?

A geologist.

What's a geologists favorite song?

I wanna rock.

So one of my friends is a real up and coming geologist and quite popular with the ladies from what I hear.

Man, that guy's a rockstar.

A Geologist stubs his toe

"Schist!"

I was going to be a geologist

But I heard it was a pretty rocky career.

If geologists like rock music and mortuary scientists like death metal, what kind of music do physicists like?

Physicists enjoy dubstep, mainly because you don't have to account for wind resistance in the drop

Where does a catholic geologist go to pray?

Land Mass

Why are geologists so good at getting laid?

They know the best dating techniques.

My last girlfriend was a Geologist...

She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.

A Geologist from Alabama could tell you the chronological order of Sandstone Layers, but not their exact ages

You could see they're into Relative Dating.

...

*Sigh*

I know you expected that punchline. My apologies, when I'm under pressure my sediment jokes turn a little schist.

Please stay gneiss in the comments.

What is the best part about being a Geologist?

All your coworkers are down to earth

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