Geography Teacher Jokes
23 geography teacher jokes and hilarious geography teacher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geography teacher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Geography Teacher Short Jokes
Short geography teacher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The geography teacher humour may include short biology teacher jokes also.
- A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!" "You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!" - A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial." - Have you heard about the old geography teacher who kept wetting his bed? His only weakness was in continents.
- At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him:
- Where's England, Jon?
He proudly answers:
- Page 83. - Why did Joe Strummer never make it as a geography teacher? He kept telling everyone that London's Berlin
- It was geography class in Soviet Russia... and little Dmitri asked, 'Why don't we ever get tested on the capitals of foreign countries?'
The teacher replied, 'Because we hate capital-lists, Dmitri.' - Before becoming a singer, front man of The Clash, Joe Strummer, wanted to be a geography teacher. But he kept telling everyone that London's Berlin.
- I was wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of the Earth, so I asked my geography teacher Turns out it takes just one, but it has to be an exceptionally long lick
hel p me - In geography, teacher told us that Mariana's Trench was the deepest, coldest, most inhospitable place on planet earth. Mariana said that he shouldn't talk about their date in class.
- I took a geography test one time and my teacher asked us to restate every question. I failed.
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Geography Teacher One Liners
Which geography teacher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with geography teacher? I can suggest the ones about science teacher and geometry teacher.
- Student: I'll never be good at geography. Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!
- TIFU by sending a substitute math teacher to a geography classroom. Whoops, wrong sub!
- Our geography teacher asked us, what is on the African plate? Nothing, its empty
Geography Teacher Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about geography teacher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean history teacher jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make geography teacher pranks.
Geography class
-Whats the capital of Germany?
-Berlin teacher
-Whats the capital of France?
-Berlin again teacher
-Whats the capital of Poland?
-Still Berlin teacher
-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!
-We'll see about that
Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.
Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.
Capital of Germany? Berlin
Capital of France? Berlin
Capital of Russia? Berlin
Capital of Poland? Berlin
Capital of USA? Tokyo
Capital of China? Tokyo
Hotel? Trivago
That's my boy.
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It's a Geography themed fancy dress party." he said with a grin.
"How's that going to work?" I asked.
"Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."
"Don't be sicily" I replied...
A Taiwanese joke translated and adapted to suit global culture.
I failed my geography test because of one single question.
The question was: "Where's the capital of Ukraine?"
I responded with "Kyiv" when the answer was "Moscow".
I argued that the teacher doesn't know anything about geography while the teacher said I know nothing about communism.
Geography teacher dropped this dad joke on us in the middle of class
Context: talking about permafrost. They way vegetation thaws out is called polygons (cause they look like them)
So he says: on the exam if I ask what polygons are... I'm asking about the permafrost ground. Not a dead parrot!
I think I'm too tired cause I laughed way too hard!
Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz?
Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready!
Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read?
Student: Nunavut!
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did
for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a w**...."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father replied, "Well, I'm really an attorney. But how do you explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old child?"