Geography Student Jokes
6 geography student jokes and hilarious geography student puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about geography student that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Geography Student Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
Student: I'll never be good at geography.
Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial."
Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.
Teacher: Alright! Is everyone ready for the geography quiz?
Student: There's a quiz today?!? I'm not ready!
Teacher: Well, how much of the textbook have you read?
Student: Nunavut!
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did
for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a w**...."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father replied, "Well, I'm really an attorney. But how do you explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old child?"
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