The Best 58 Geography Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Geography jokes. There are some geography czeching jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these geography capital puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Geography Jokes and Puns
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mousse.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
A man goes into a bank...
...and proceeds to walk up to the nearest bank teller and pulls out a gun:
"Make one wrong move and you're geography!"
"Don't you mean history?" asks the teller
"Don't change the subject!"
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It's a Geography themed fancy dress party." he said with a grin.
"How's that going to work?" I asked.
"Well, for instance, I'm going as a large Island off the coast of Italy."
"Don't be sicily" I replied...
I have a double major in Psychology and Geography.
I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.
So a guy walks into a bank with a gun and walks up to the teller...
Bank Robber: Put all your money in this bag or you're geography!
Bank Teller: Don't you mean history?
Bank Robber: Hey! Don't try to change the subject!
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Two blondes are in geography class together...
One asks the other
"Which is closer, London or the moon"
The other replies
"The moon, obviously, can you see London?"
I heard the best geography joke today...
I would tell you but you had to be there.
War is God's way of teaching
Americans geography.
Student: I'll never be good at geography.
Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!
I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book.
At least I know where I stand now.
A boy is studying for his geography quiz
His mom asks him:
"What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin", says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin."
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin."
"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."
At geography class
Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him:
- Where's England, Jon?
He proudly answers:
- Page 83.
my grade for geography
will be out of this world.
Geography class
-Whats the capital of Germany?
-Berlin teacher
-Whats the capital of France?
-Berlin again teacher
-Whats the capital of Poland?
-Still Berlin teacher
-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!
-We'll see about that
Two things I learned from online dating
geography and disappointment
A robber burst into a bank brandishing a gun and yelled at the teller.
"Give me the money! One false move and you're geography!"
The teller said "Don't you mean history?"
The robber screamed "Don't change the subject!"
my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...
So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt
TIFU by sending a substitute math teacher to a geography classroom.
Whoops, wrong sub!
What is the purpose of war?
"God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain
Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.
Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.
Capital of Germany? Berlin
Capital of France? Berlin
Capital of Russia? Berlin
Capital of Poland? Berlin
Capital of USA? Tokyo
Capital of China? Tokyo
Hotel? Trivago
That's my boy.
A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.
She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."
I just got a job teaching in America!
Yeah. Geography as a foreign language.
If I got 1$ for every geography test I failed
I could finally understand that I live in Europe, where these are worthless
A mother is helping her son revise for a geography exam
She asks "What's the Capital of Germany?"
He replies "Berlin."
She then asks "What's the Capital of France?"
He replies "Berlin."
She asks "What's the Capital of Russia?"
He replies "Berlin."
She finally asks "What's the Capital of Poland?"
He replies "Berlin."
She then hugs him and says "I'm sure you'll do great, Adolf"
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
A man robs a bank.
Robber: Give me all your money or you're geography!
Employee: Don't you mean history?
Robber: Don't change the subject...
Prof to the student: Did you study geography?
Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.
I had to do a presentation about geography and it was my turn so my friend said
Europe
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, Give me all your money or you're geography! Trembling, the teller stammers, D...d...don't y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?
The robber screams, Don't change the subject!
My granddad was something of a legend: he actually went down in history
and on one occasion, fingered a girl in geography.
Robbery
A robber walks up to a teller in a bank and says "Give me the money or you're geography"
The teller, confused, says "Don't you mean you're history?"
The robber says "Don't change the subject!"
A young boy was getting ready for a geography test he was going to take at school.
As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:
"Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?"
"Sure honey, let's see... what's the capital of Germany?'
"Berlin!"
"Good job! What about the capital of France?"
"Berlin!"
"Way to go! What's the capital of the US?"
"Berlin!"
"Good job, little Adolf!"
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"
Student: "denial."
A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"
"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"
I'm not very good at geography...
But I can name a city in France, which is Nice
In the geography class:
-What is the capital of Germany?
-Berlin!
-What is the capital of Poland?
-Berlin!
-What is the capital of France?
-Berlin!
-Good job, Adolf!
A man walks into a room of people laughing
He ask's "what's everyone laughing about?"
The other man says "it's a geography joke, you had to have been there!"
10 september 2001
The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."
WAR! HUH! What is it good for?
Teaching Americans geography.
Sometimes I really do regret taking history and geography
Every time I'd enter the class room I would exclaim 'oh the humanities!'
Geology rocks,
But geography is where it's at.
I need to brush up on my geography.
The box my new TV came in said "Built In Antenna." I have no idea where Antenna is.
I wanted to tell a geography joke...
...but you had to be there to understand.
My Grandad was a great man and went down in history
And on one occasion he fingered a girl in geography.
I failed my test on Canadian Geography today
I knew Nunavut
My wife has only one problem: she can't tell the difference between Geology and Geography
Either way, she can still rock my world.
My son got an F in his geography exam today.
I sent him to his room but he ended up in the kitchen
A Taiwanese joke translated and adapted to suit global culture.
I failed my geography test because of one single question.
The question was: "Where's the capital of Ukraine?"
I responded with "Kyiv" when the answer was "Moscow".
I argued that the teacher doesn't know anything about geography while the teacher said I know nothing about communism.
The son of a godfather comes back home at the end of school year with his report.
The report states:
History A
Math A+
Science A+
Literature A
Geography B+
The father grabs a gun and shot him in the head.
The mother shocked and in tears asks: "why did you shoot him?!"
And the Boss: "he knew too much"
I was that bad in geography
That I couldn't even find the class.
My grandad went down in history.
.....he also fingered someone in geography.
Justin Timberlake is bad at geography
He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
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