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A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.

She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin," says the boy.

"Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."

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Last week I fucked my sister in law

This week I fucked my brother in geography

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A mother is helping her son study for a test

She asks him "What is the capital of Germany?"

He replies "Berlin."

She then asks "What is the capital of France?"

He replies "Berlin."

She asks "What is the capital of Russia?"

He replies "Berlin."

She then hugs him and says "Great job Adolf, you'll do so well on your geography exam!"

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What is the purpose of war?

"God created War so that Americans would learn Geography" - Mark Twain

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A mother was helping her son study for a test

She asked him, "What is the capital of Germany?"

He replied, "Berlin."

She then asked, "What is the capital of France?"

He replied, "Berlin."

She asked, "What is the capital of Russia?"

He replied, "Berlin."

She then hugged him and said, "Great job Adolf, you'll do so well on your geography exam!"

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A boy is studying for his geography quiz

His mom asks him:

"What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin", says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin."

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin."

"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."

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A student holds a gun to his English teacher. "Give me all your money or you're geography!"

"You mean history."
"Don't change the subject!"

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A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, Give me all your money or you're geography! Trembling, the teller stammers, D...d...don't y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?

The robber screams, Don't change the subject!

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Geography class

-Whats the capital of Germany?

-Berlin teacher

-Whats the capital of France?

-Berlin again teacher

-Whats the capital of Poland?

-Still Berlin teacher

-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!

-We'll see about that

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A man goes into a bank...

...and proceeds to walk up to the nearest bank teller and pulls out a gun:

"Make one wrong move and you're geography!"

"Don't you mean history?" asks the teller

"Don't change the subject!"

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War is God's way of teaching

Americans geography.

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So a guy walks into a bank with a gun and walks up to the teller...

Bank Robber: Put all your money in this bag or you're geography!
Bank Teller: Don't you mean history?
Bank Robber: Hey! Don't try to change the subject!

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A guy runs into a bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and shouts, Give me all your money or you're geography!" Puzzled, the teller replies, Don't you mean history?

The robber screams, Don't change the subject!"

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A robber burst into a bank brandishing a gun and yelled at the teller.

"Give me the money! One false move and you're geography!"

The teller said "Don't you mean history?"

The robber screamed "Don't change the subject!"

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A mother is helping her son study for a geography quiz.

She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"

"Berlin" says the boy.

"What is the capital of France?"

"Berlin"

"What is the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin"

"Good job Adolf, you'll do great on your quiz tomorrow."

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10 september 2001

The child of Bin Laden comes home grumpy. His dad asks him "what happened?". "Today I got an F in geography class". "And what did she ask you?". "What's the tallest building from New York and I said Empire State Building". "Eh, don't cry over it, I'll take care of that for you."

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I heard the best geography joke today...

I would tell you but you had to be there.

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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun and points it at the teller…

Give me all your money or you're geography. he says.

The teller replies, Don't you mean history?

The robber says, Don't change the subject.

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Geography of a Woman vs a Man

Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors.

Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed& convinced of her own beauty.

Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently ageing but sensual,
with an appreciation for the finer things.

Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive
reconstruction.

From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:)

Between 15 and 80 a man is like Cuba... ruled by a dick.


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A mother is helping her son revise for a geography exam

She asks "What's the Capital of Germany?"
He replies "Berlin."

She then asks "What's the Capital of France?"
He replies "Berlin."

She asks "What's the Capital of Russia?"
He replies "Berlin."

She finally asks "What's the Capital of Poland?"
He replies "Berlin."

She then hugs him and says "I'm sure you'll do great, Adolf"

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Geology rocks,

But geography is where it's at.

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A man robs a bank.

Robber: Give me all your money or you're geography!
Employee: Don't you mean history?
Robber: Don't change the subject...

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The Geography of a man and women

THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN AND MEN

The Geography of a Woman


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
ruled by a pair of nuts.

THE END.

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Student: I'll never be good at geography.

Geography teacher: Not with that latitude!

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A young boy was getting ready for a geography test he was going to take at school.

As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:

"Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?"

"Sure honey, let's see... what's the capital of Germany?'

"Berlin!"

"Good job! What about the capital of France?"

"Berlin!"

"Way to go! What's the capital of the US?"

"Berlin!"

"Good job, little Adolf!"

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A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"

Student: "denial."

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My granddad was something of a legend: he actually went down in history

and on one occasion, fingered a girl in geography.

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Prof to the student: Did you study geography?

Student: Yes sir.
Prof: so, tell me, where is Kentucky?
Student: At page 35 prof.

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I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book.

At least I know where I stand now.

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my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial...

So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt

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Dad, my Geography teacher Adolf will give me a quiz tomorrow.

Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.

Capital of Germany? Berlin

Capital of France? Berlin

Capital of Russia? Berlin

Capital of Poland? Berlin

Capital of USA? Tokyo

Capital of China? Tokyo

Hotel? Trivago

That's my boy.

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A mother is helping her son study for a geography test.

"What is the capital of Germany?" she asks.

"Berlin," says the boy.

"What's the capital of France?"

"Berlin."

"What's the capital of Russia?"

"Berlin."

"Good job, Adolf. You'll do great on your test tomorrow."

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I'm not very good at geography...

But I can name a city in France, which is Nice

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Two things I learned from online dating

geography and disappointment

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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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