Gents Jokes
30 gents jokes and hilarious gents puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about gents that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short gents jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The gents humour may include short gentleman jokes also.
- What soaps are used to keep men away? Deter-gents
Day 4 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week! - I hear that it's easier to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods but it's harder to deter gents.
- An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says "Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."
- The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."
- I'm not saying the women in my local pub are ugly... But there's a paper bag machine in the gents'.
- Ok what's the difference between the Titantic and California? At least the lights were on when the Titanic sank.
Thank you, tip your bartenders ladies and gents….. - What happened when Sin and Cos stayed out in the sun for too long? They both became tanned gents!
- What is the best adjective to describe somebody who incessantly makes puns? PUN-gent!
^(I'm sorry) - My wife left me, Cosmo, after doing some trigonometry. She saw a tan gent and chose sin over Cos'.
- I've been hearing how easy it is to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods... It's somewhat more difficult to deter gents.
Edit; I'll show myself out.
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Gents One Liners
Which gents one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with gents? I can suggest the ones about ladies and gentlemen and males.
- It's pretty easy to stop women from eating tide pods But it's a bit harder to deter gents
- "Ladies and Gents" That concludes our tour of the toilets
- What do you call a fella who keeps on making puns until you feel suffocated? Pun-gent.
- What do you call a mathematician at the beach? A tan gent.
- It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods. But it's harder to deter gents.
- What kind of soap can also be used to keep away men? Deter gents
- What chemicals are best for keeping men away? Deter-gents.
- What does a woman wash with if she wants to put off male suitors? Deter-gent.
- It's easier to deter women from eating tide pods, but it's harder to... Deter-gents
- What do you call a courteous spy? A gent
- Lots of women go to the laundromat But it seems to deter gents
- What does a lesbian put on her clothes to keep men away? Deter gents.
- I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach
- What is a fedora clad neck-bearded gent's favourite band? M'roon 5
- What is it that makes cleaning women's work? The deter gents.
Laughter Gents Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about gents you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean men suits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make gents pranks.
I heard its easy to convince women not to eat tide pods..
but it's a lot harder to **deter gents**.
To surprise her hubby, an executive's wife stopped by his office.
When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "And in conclusion, gents, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.
Four gents are on the golf course...
... on the second tee box. As gent number one steps up to the tee, a f**... procession drives by. Seeing the procession, he stops what he is doing, folds his hand, and bows his head out of respect. After the procession finishes, the other gents observe that, although it was a nice gesture, it was a little excessive to stop play like that. Gent number one replies "It was the least i could do ... I was married to her for 45 years!"
In a a gents restroom, a man is sitting in a stall doing his business.
Suddenly the man in the next stall starts a conversation:
"Hello there!"
"Umm... Hello"
"How are you?"
"I'm uhh..fine... How about yourself?"
"I'm doing great. What are your doing right now?"
"Uhhhh..... Nothing much.... Just sitting here...."
"Shall I come over?"
"*Nervously* Noooo!! That would be so awkward"
"Alright man I'll hang up now, the idiot in the next stall is responding to everything I say."
In light of the rising number of r**... cases, the police is advising women to carry a Tide pod in their purses at all times.
It's supposed to deter gents.
>!Had to change up the premise a bit, since in my language detergente - > deter gente, literally "to detain/arrest people". Glad it works out almost the same!<
What do l**... wash their clothes with?
Deter Gents
A random quote written in gents toilet
You future is in your hand
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Imagine the quote written in ladies toilet
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Do not play with your future....
