Genocide Jokes
44 genocide jokes and hilarious genocide puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about genocide that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Genocide Short Jokes
Short genocide jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The genocide humour may include short holocaust jokes also.
- If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide.
- What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the armenian genocide
- There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans
- Whats the difference between a chicken and a turkey a chicken is a common farm animal
and a turkey commits genocide against armenians. - Inappropriate Joke "If you kill everyone, it's genocide. If you don't, it's bad press."
- I don't like teachers who make me calculate with humans. They commit math genocide on a daily basis.
- Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide? Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive
- The Middle East Where you have to chose between a genocidal dictator or an extremist mob.
(Well, except Turkey; they got it mostly together) - What's the difference between a turkey and Turkey? A turkey wouldn't commit genocide against innocent people
- Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide
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Genocide One Liners
Which genocide one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with genocide? I can suggest the ones about jewish holocaust and assassination.
- If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide
- How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide? Dress them up as dead lions
- Why did the Hutus kill a million Tutsis during the Rwandan Genocide?
- What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Genocide.
- What type of dog committed genocide? Well, greyhounds finish races all the time.
- I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G.
- I asked my Turkish friend how they say "Armenian Genocide in his language He had no words
- What do you call a genocidal turkey? Joseph Gobbles.
- Why is 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 commited genocide in Iraq.
- What do you call the genocide of trees? Christmas Day
- What's red black red black red black.... The Rwandan Genocide
- Do you know what's worse than a worm in an apple? Genocide.
- What do you call two people who are about to commit a genocide? HOMIEcidal
- Thanksgiving is a time of grateful reflection Genocide never tasted so good
- Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide?
Exactly.
Heartwarming Genocide Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about genocide you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean massacre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make genocide pranks.
If abortion is m**...
Is jerking off genocide?
The person who caused the Tour de France c**... should be arrested and charged with genocide.
She tried to take out an entire race.
Why did h**... turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors
Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide?
It would be a land of mass-m**...
A man dies and goes to heaven…
St. Pete says Welcome to heaven. Any questions?
The man says Yes. God is supposed to be all knowing, all powerful, and benevolent. Frankly, most people are miserable. There is war, disease, poverty, environmental disaster, genocide, all that. What's going on?
St. Pete turns to Gabriel Are these people still running release 0.9.1?
I once watched a documentary about a Russian leader who ruled the Soviet Union and led the Red t**... genocide...
...I thought it was about their current president but it turns out, he's not that Vlad.
The Washington r**..., due to the incredible amount of racism, genocide and ignorance associated with that word, have decided to change their name to...
... The r**....
What's h**...'s favorite drink?
Genocider
Jokes about mass genocide are only funny if they are said by certain people.
- Adolf h**....
So, I walked into the Library yesterday and asked for a book on Genocide, r**..., killing and having s**... with children...
The Librarian smiled handed me a copy of the Qur'an.
A man is put on trial for committing mass genocide against the people of Scotland. It looked like he would be in prison for life...
...but he got off Scot-free.
