The Best 15 Geniuses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Geniuses jokes. There are some geniuses youtube jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these geniuses homogeneous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Geniuses Jokes and Puns

There are two great financial geniuses in the Bible

One was Noah, who floated his stock while everyone else had to go into liquidation.

The other one was pharaoh's daughter, who went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a prophet.

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses?


^i'll ^shut ^up^now.

Geniuses joke, What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses?

In a philosophy class...

Professor: Sometimes an idiot's question is too hard for even 10 geniuses to answer.

One student pipes up: No wonder I fail my tests.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, *but you need to make an appointment in advance*

Two women are partners at a science laboratory

They both work together and create a breakthrough in modern science.
Their boyfriends receive this news while they are both at the bar together.
One boyfriend turns to the other and says,
"Dude, we're fuckin' geniuses."

The first light bulb joke

Thomas Edison walks into the lab one morning to find his lastest attempt at making a light bulb smashed on the floor. He glares at all the lab assistants, but nobody will look him in the eye or admit who was at fault. Finally he exclaimed "OK, how many of you geniuses did it take to screw up this light bulb?"

Geniuses joke, The first light bulb joke

Only evil math geniuses will get this

Because I just foiled their (p+l)(a+n)

How many geniuses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. Thomas Edison

The world is slowly losing geniuses

Einstein has passed.

Mozart has passed.

And I don't feel too well either...

I can say I'm one of those prodigy geniuses who just don't have any enthusiasm.

All I need now is to be a genius.

You can explore geniuses gurus reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean geniuses prodigy dad jokes. There are also geniuses puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Google + was shut down earlier than expected

I guess the geniuses at Google figured out that all they need was a Google Minus.

Republicans are math geniuses.

They want you to both multiply and divide.

My girlfriend must be the square root of -100 because...

She's a solid ten but imaginary...

Only real geniuses will understand XD

Some say geniuses learn from others' mistakes...

Then I guess you have learned a great deal from yourself, your parents' mistake.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the geniuses cores jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working geniuses tungsten piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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